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Proud alumnus of the University of Utah. I like the Utah Utes, Bay Area Sports, and the Pacers. PNW Livin. Honorary VFL

Washougal, WA
Joined March 2019
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I have never understood the appeal of this. I went to Omnia the last time I was in Vegas and I do not see how blowing 60k on a table/booze would’ve elevated the experience very much
XS Nightclub at Encore reopens tomorrow (Nov. 5) following a three-month renovation. You and your bruzz can still grab a sweet VIP table for opening weekend. wynnsocial.com/vip-tables/
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2 degrees and fulfilling careers in this convo btw
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The triple handcuff is crazy
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90k likes EDP has breached containment
EDP 445 breaking news!
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EDP 445 breaking news!
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How do you walk 31,000 miles and still look like Brandon Walker
Daddy's home! Man who left family in 1998 for a 31,000-mile stroll around the world finally ends journey trib.al/y9q6QiF
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Coffee chat went well, invited back for an interview!
Got some great work news today, could use some good vibes. The runway has revealed itself and I need to land the plane
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The best part about getting older is that the performative political Instagram story post count in your feed goes down every election cycle
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One of the most unequivocally correct and unpopular political opinions to have is that we desperately need to build new prisons in much of the country (ESPECIALLY in the south) The status of facilities in much of the state and federal systems alike is abject decay
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I cannot overstate how badly I wish I could be in Salt Lake this weekend. Money is not the problem, time and my fucked up new work schedule is
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UTAH OFFENSE VS CINCINNATI FILM REVIEW COME WATCH BALL AND HANGOUT xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/2evMvjXmv…
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JUST IN: Atlanta strip club Magic City announces election night watch party — "From the Polls to the Poles”
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Hearing some interesting rumors out of the People’s Republic of Berkeley
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Oh is there a votesball happening today? That’s cute. I’m focused on real issues like the Minnesota Vikings rushing attack but that’s fun for you🙄
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🚨UTAH FANS Tonight, let’s watch some tape. All-22 review of the Cincinnati thrashing. Find out what worked, what didn’t, and what can translate to this week against BYU. Only here on X. 8:45. Set your reminders. #GoUtes
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Got some great work news today, could use some good vibes. The runway has revealed itself and I need to land the plane
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On the latest episode of CHEEKS KNOWS BALL, I bring in the Florida Gators Correspondent to fill me in on the Cocktail Party.
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A list of college campuses I’ve been drunk on: Cal UCLA Colorado Florida Boise State IUPUI LSU Nevada UNLV Oregon Tennessee UT Austin Utah Washington Washington State
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Always thought cremation felt like a western thing, feels like everyone back home gets cremated. I plan to be cremated and have a list of places I want some ashes spread
Do you live in a burial or cremation state?
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