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took my niece to her first-ever movie today and when we were walking out of the theatre she said “what a nice day at the cinema!” thank god she was born
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white women shouldn’t be going around calling themselves a hoochie bby you are a TRAMP
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me looking at the room I cleaned.
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people always wait until you’re dehydrated malnourished and sleep deprived to start speaking in riddles have you noticed this
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Imagine Germany having a Nazi heroes day
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Democrats introduce bill to end "Confederate Heroes Day."
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can i come over and bring everything i own
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Sickest thing I ever heard was a man say “you can’t rape a hoe” as justification to a rape accusation. And people believed that and focused more on how the accuser was “a hoe.” If people don’t respect you as a woman it’s easier for them to believe you weren’t harmed by rape
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Friday the 13th been around longer than 9/11
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Taking a flight on Friday the 13th was very much a risk tho
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love romcoms so much bc you get to abandon all common sense and live in delusion for almost 2 hrs and that’s quite freeing
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i hate getting into the shower i LOVE being in the shower and i HATE getting out of the shower
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Imagine working your entire life to own a home in NYC, only to have it stolen right from under you. This is how New Yorkers lose generational wealth without ever selling their homes. #stopdeedtheft
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im realizing Swifties think Taylor invented everything bc they only listen to her
How did she get away with this … this is insane
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how do i keep ending up on swiftie twitter omg
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😭😭 be using “___ isn’t known/ in my country🤭” as a drag like we’re not factoring in luxembourg for pop culture relevance no shade
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a reminder that slavery was not that long ago:
James Dorsey lived 95 years without a birth certificate. He grew up working cotton fields on a Louisiana plantation. Now, thanks to attorney Raynique Keelen, he finally has one! A birth certificate is more than a piece of paper. It's recognition that you EXIST and that you deserve the same dignity and opportunities as every other American!
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accidentally acted like myself in front of everyone 🤦‍♀️
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