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When the porn is 6 minutes long but you already beat your meat and nutted under a minute
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Dangerous times to have your photo online Kenyans are cooking with ingredients from home😭😭😭😭😭buy kenya build kenya literally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If you're lucky enough to get another chance at something, don't show up as the same person who lost the first one.
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Dolly Parton gave us one last gem and left🥺 xitter.cf/sabcarpmedia/status/20…
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I know we all blame women but one thing i appreciate about them is how they punish weak men and simps.They do so with military precision and zero remorse😂😂
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Danny Welbeck, Jordan Henderson & Granit Xhaka arriving to the Chelsea training ground
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Liverpool have held preliminary talks for Bradley Barcola, but formal club-to-club negotiations are yet to begin. Likely to change soon.
Barcola is Liverpool's leading target, but a deal is price dependent.
PSG's starting point is €170m, which Liverpool view as inflated and unrealistic. Aim will be to strike an agreement for less.
Liverpool also tried for Barcola last summer when he was valued around €85m. #LFC have no intention to pay double that number now.
PSG's position is informed by other deals this summer, including Elliot Anderson (£116m) and Morgan Rogers (£117m).
Liverpool factor in Barcola's desire to leave and the fact he has two years left on his contract. Feeling within the club is if an agreement isn't reached this summer, PSG risk losing Barcola far cheaper in 2027 given he has no desire to sign a new contract.🇫🇷
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Nairobi baddies should know that while they are partying without bras in Mirema, tha son with generational wealth whom she admires is being groomed to marry a very composed girl Anatoka familia iko na oil money. Wewe na Hio tattoo ya nyoka Kwa shingo na body count ya 340 ukionekana na those type of sons itakuwa police case.
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Linda Mwananchi led by Sifuna contribute over Ksh144,000 for Naliaka, who had hugged a tree for more than 24-hours to show support for Linda Mwananchi
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He wasn’t even looking to be president then
He could have hid with the rest of the Mpigs
He could have entered an Ambulance
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🚨🥊 Full scenes after final whistle.
@MickyJnr__ 🎥