@612jack

coworker

Joined November 2015
  • Tweets3.1K
  • Following519
  • Followers2.2K
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hb@h3xenbrenner2Oct 20
(doing pushups in a prison cell) as soon as i get out of here i'm bringing back guitar-driven indie rock
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rune sword@runesword1Oct 8
i have found a 3000 year old dagger from 3000 years in the future
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When there was already pee in the urinal before you got there so you have to use algebra to figure out how hydrated you are
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(watching crops burn) My yield!
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matt@mattybtweets69Aug 21
The average consumer spends zero dollars while they’re asleep. That’s a market I think we can target.
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"get the hell out of my house" xitter.cf/openculture/status/759…
Open Culture
@openculture31 Jul 2016
Stephen King Gives Advice to Aspiring Writers goo.gl/SaBnEA
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flanthippe@flanthippeJun 22
Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever reply without courtesy liking again. Ever.
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I wonder if the title of the TV show Friends is a nod to the famous Shakespeare line "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." If so, hilarious.
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dudermane@612jackJun 16
i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion
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lewis@Lewiswbt1Jun 4
I worked with Wallace a few years ago on an indie short. He was trying to break out of his Wallace and Gromit persona and establish himself as a character actor. Didn't work out in the end as he could only film 2 seconds of footage a day. Nice bloke though
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dudermane retweeted
dudermane@612jack4 May 2021
growing up with a claymation father we had to move him 1 inch every second
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lewis@Lewiswbt1May 12
Hello. I'm tentatively returning to this site after an almost 5 year break. During that time I have thought of 11 tweets, which I will be posting over the next few days, probably in order from best to worst. Thank you
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lewis@Lewiswbt14 Sep 2020
Has Mr bean ever experienced a moment of quiet grace
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Please turn down your music well before I come over. I can tell when someone's been enjoying loud music and I can hear it in the furnishings
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Bananas don't even get visibly ripe anymore they just sit there fully green until one day they're all looking at you like this
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Reuben@reubgoldMar 30
This is the most granular a music recommendation should ever be
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MeekMill
@MeekMillMar 22
I need to use plantir For like a hr!!!
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(while teacher is talking) it baffles the mind (no one hears) (louder, deeper) It's enough to baffle the mind
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All my tweets are scheduled #ScheduledTweets #ImBusy #TooBusyGrinding #TooBusy #BusyWithLife #IGotThingsToDo #ImBusyAF #SoBusyRightNow #NoTimeForThis #GottaMeetGaryAtTheBowlingAlley #ImReallyBusyThisWeekend #CantMakeItManImBusy #ImBusyForReal
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