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Over the weekend, my Dad passed away. Rest in Power to one of the strongest men I ever have or ever will know.
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We need to bring back the character limits on post
A woman paid Offset $6,000 to wear her hoodie for 38 minutes, and the part she actually needed from him runs closer to $225,000.
That's the thing nobody tells first-time founders. When you hire a celebrity, you're really buying one of two things. The cheap one is him showing up. He puts the hoodie on, somebody snaps photos, and he goes home. The expensive one is his feed, where 22 million people who already care what he wears would actually see it.
$6,000 gets you him showing up. Then the photos go up on your own brand's page, in front of the same few thousand people who weren't buying the hoodie the week before.
Pricing his feed is a whole different conversation. The old influencer rule of thumb is about $100 for every 10,000 followers on a sponsored post, which works out to around $225,000 for an account Offset's size. Real celebrity rates swing all over the place, but that's the ballpark.
So she paid for roughly 3% of the deal, and the other 97% is the part that sells hoodies.
Even a perfect shoot ends up on the same page in front of the same people, so better lighting wouldn't have moved much either.
The version that works looks like 50 Cent back in 2004. Glacéau wanted him for Vitaminwater, and he took a minority equity stake in the company. He got his own flavor, Formula 50, and pushed the brand everywhere for the next three years, because every bottle sold was partly his. Yearly revenue went from $100 million to $700 million between 2005 and 2007. Then Coca-Cola bought Glacéau for $4.1 billion, and 50 walked away with roughly $100 million after taxes.
Pay a celebrity once and he's done thinking about your brand the minute the hoodie comes off, which in this case was minute 38.
Tió Bobby 🇭🇹🍉 retweeted
If only there had been some indication that Pete Hegseth was an emotionally-stunted White Nationalist Christian Crusader whack job when Republicans put him in charge of the US military.
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Veggie Tales correctly insisted that God was mad at David and not Bathsheba, YEARS before the internet erupted with the "don't you know Bathsheba was a rape victim?" controversy. And they did it with a ducky.
Tió Bobby 🇭🇹🍉 retweeted
The opposition to Hakeem Jeffries across all ages/backgrounds has been an interesting watch. His defenders need to stop suggesting it’s because people do not want to see him become the first Black Speaker when young Black Americans are clearly explaining why they don’t trust him
Tió Bobby 🇭🇹🍉 retweeted
No Child Left Behind was such a fucking detriment to our society. I'm so sick of arguing with grown ass adults simply because they don't understand what they're reading
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Yeah, don’t do the “friend” thing ever.
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I really hosted a black lesbian cruise in the middle of the ocean. Sailing 1 was so fucking beautiful. You coming to the next one?
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Kobe was actually a psychopath lmfao. You’re missed Beans ✌🏾
Sasha Vujacic says he and Kobe Bryant spoke English on defense, then switched to Italian on offense so Tony Allen couldn’t understand them
Sasha: That’s why when we played them, like he was the one actually, when Kobe and I would speak on the basketball court, he would come and listen, and we started speaking Italian. They’re like, ‘What? What is he talking about?’”
Tony Allen: “I knew it. I knew it. I like, bro, they just said something in English on the defensive end. They get on the offensive end, they speaking a whole another language.”
Z-Bo: “You knew it, huh?”
Tony Allen: “I promise you I knew it. Yeah, cuz I’ll be overplaying, and then y’all saying something to make when you go back door or something.”
Sasha: “That’s why you were laughing.”
Tony Allen: “I knew it. I appreciate you for clarifying that.”




































