@wormpuller

You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life

 Michigan, USA
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Joined July 2015
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Smoked the control group weed that did nothing
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Commenting “Youre acting like you just won the super bowl” under my friends new job announcement on linkedin
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Everyone is buying the new height boosting technology from rapevicular
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Clavicular is officially launching the “Height-Maxxer,” an insert that fits into any shoe to increase height. Follow: @WikifirstPost
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Listening to scary music that scares me
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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? I’ll finger you to tears buddy
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[james "porno" harden swings his leg out on a three point shot and as soon as his foot makes contact with the defender, thousands of those las vegas call girl cards fly out of his pockets and hit everyone in the stadium]
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I met Ian Conner a few times when I lived in Atlanta and before I realized who he was I always just assumed he was kinda retarded or something
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Commenting “Youre acting like you just won the super bowl” under my friends new job announcement on linkedin
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You’re a day late and a dollar short you crazy jackass
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open.spotify.com/track/7f6P4…

Drug Lord

William Bonney · All Ten · Song · 2018

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I’m 20 years old, I bought my first handful of smarties. without “rich parents.” without inheritance. I wasn’t lucky. I set a goal and achieved it. discipline, consistency, and priorities.
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i just want every1 to get along
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Smoked the control group weed that did nothing
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Collecting coins from the mall fountain groyper liked 37 of your posts
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I don’t think SpongeBob should live alone he’s not all there
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