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Pluto enters Aquarius for about 20 years every 248 years. Pluto was last in Aquarius 1778-1798 during the American, French & Haitian revolutions. Some interesting things in 1532 also. catherineurban.com/blog/plut…

Apples would taste better if they were shaped like donuts. I will not explain further.

Remember that time Reagan granted amnesty to illegals and it fixed everything? Oh..

First dates should be swimming for both men & women.

Clicking *Not interested in this ad on every single ad, after blocking whatever company the ad is from. Premium members should never see ads. What is the point of paying not to see ads if there are still ads.

This term in a nutshell

I pay specifically never to see ads, recently it was changed to where Premium will see ads in comments. I don’t care what you’re selling if I see your ad here I’m never buying it and blocking you. This combined with cyber truck shutting down, from bot usage nerf, increased censorship & starlink price hike I’m not real sure what’s happening anymore. The suckification is reaching max suck. Is the goal to make everything gradually worse until we give up?

Yes

The best part is he knows and while it’s happening we talk about why it’s happening but that it still needs to happen 😆

@bot Are you broken? App crashes any time I try to use the keyboard, can’t even send feedback. What’s going on?

2027 America:

The stockpile notice was for conservatives since we have to live underground now.

If you’ve ever wondered how many items you can keep in your Amazon cart the answer is 59.

My party refuses to represent me. New plan is to wait until the rapture I guess.

Trump couldn’t get even half his agenda accomplished with both the House & Senate, we’re about to have neither. I can’t even say it was a good run because we barely got off the starting line.

When was the last time you think we had a fair and untampered election?

Me doing a weeks worth of work same day bot usage resets just in case someone decides compute is too much and cuts it in half without notice again 🙃

New political pronoun just dropped