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Don’t know what’s going on with my phone but battery been draining like crazy. SMH
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I believe CRBC is a Kenyan owned company registered in China. Time will vindicate me
China's CRBC has won a Sh1.2 billion contract to install 10,000 streetlights across 11 informal settlements in Nairobi. The 30-month project will cover 408 kilometres of roads, with works expected to have started on October 13, 2026.
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Girl power inatesa their own gender huko corporate world 😆😆
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~Irungu Kangata posted EPZ. ~Kimani Wamatangi posted a complete Hospital. ~James Orengo posted motivational quote😂😂 ~Gladys Panga posted Charlene Ruto😭😭 What's the latest on your governor's social media pages? Alafu Mnaona nikama nani aliroga @HomaBayCountyKE 😭😭
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sasa huyu alikua anaspeed akienda wapi
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This is why we can’t let Elon Musk have a monopoly
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This is footage of the North Korea vs. Syria World Cup qualifier, and I’d heard there was an absolutely outrageous foul, but seeing it was even worse than I’d imagined💦 Do they even understand the rules of soccer?🥺
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This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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🔴 Vinicius Jr continúa su puesta a punto para volver a su mejor nivel El brasileño está puliendo cada detalle como ha mostrado recientemente en sus historias
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End of the road for shisha? Bill proposes jail term, Sh5m fine as rules change zurl.co/GVyWx
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I’ve had enough of Stanchart and their downtimes. Time to go back to a controversial bank that has never failed me even once - Equity Bank
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All I wanna do with you all weekend.
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Unseen Nairobi has been directed to drop NAZA from it's screen schedule. Naza was a film exposing the IDF. Who tf is issuing these orders??
my blood is boiling!
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speeding up past 300km/h speeding up past 400km/h topping 500km/h scary congrats team BYD or should I say Yangwang? ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #alwaysbecharging
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7k Kenyatta Shillings per month. In the year 2026!!!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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It is better to be a warrior in a time of peace, than to be a farmer in a time of war
People who go on a first date with cond0ms, what is your motive??
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The money meant for the whole of November is finished. SMH
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gonna take 2027 seriously. i might even get married
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