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I believe CRBC is a Kenyan owned company registered in China. Time will vindicate me
China's CRBC has won a Sh1.2 billion contract to install 10,000 streetlights across 11 informal settlements in Nairobi. The 30-month project will cover 408 kilometres of roads, with works expected to have started on October 13, 2026.
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~Irungu Kangata posted EPZ. ~Kimani Wamatangi posted a complete Hospital. ~James Orengo posted motivational quote😂😂 ~Gladys Panga posted Charlene Ruto😭😭 What's the latest on your governor's social media pages? Alafu Mnaona nikama nani aliroga @HomaBayCountyKE 😭😭
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sasa huyu alikua anaspeed akienda wapi
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This is why we can’t let Elon Musk have a monopoly
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This is footage of the North Korea vs. Syria World Cup qualifier, and I’d heard there was an absolutely outrageous foul, but seeing it was even worse than I’d imagined💦 Do they even understand the rules of soccer?🥺
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This is wild, even by President Trump’s standards.
Ok, I didn’t expect a story time on Saturday, but here we go. What I’m about to write is TRUE. It is insane, stupid, and very dumb, but it is true. Earlier today Donald J Trump, the p[resident of the United States, posted that he had offered the job of Press Secretary to Dana White. Well, it was the wrong Dana White… 🧵
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End of the road for shisha? Bill proposes jail term, Sh5m fine as rules change zurl.co/GVyWx
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All I wanna do with you all weekend.
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Unseen Nairobi has been directed to drop NAZA from it's screen schedule. Naza was a film exposing the IDF. Who tf is issuing these orders??
my blood is boiling!
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speeding up past 300km/h speeding up past 400km/h topping 500km/h scary congrats team BYD or should I say Yangwang? ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #alwaysbecharging
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7k Kenyatta Shillings per month. In the year 2026!!!
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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It is better to be a warrior in a time of peace, than to be a farmer in a time of war
People who go on a first date with cond0ms, what is your motive??
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gonna take 2027 seriously. i might even get married
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The candidate y’all voted in as LSK President is proving rather underwhelming. A man of integrity, yes, but when it comes to the other responsibilities of the office, wueh! 😭
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INSANE: lsraeIi-occupied polling places in America. This image was taken today - Election Day - at Laconia, New Hampshire's Ward 4 voting location (Memorial Park Clubhouse). The lsraeIi flag you see is hanging directly behind the registration table. People are voting just a few feet to the left. This is 100% verified authentic. This is 100% insane. In a sane world, there would be no excuse for any foreign flag to fly over American voters on Election Day. But in the world that we live in, this particular polling place, with this particular flag, is, frankly, the most honest polling place in America.
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When your time hasn't come yet
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Abdul El-Sayed: They try to call you hateful if you believe that Palestinian kids should get to grow up in the land of their forefathers without being murdered by our tax dollars. If you believe in equal rights to peace, dignity, and self-determination, that's not hate. It's love. Michiganders, we want our taxes spent here.
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George Russell’s radio message after winning the season opener has NOT aged well… 😭 Fast forward a few months, and his teammate Kimi Antonelli is the WORLD CHAMPION! 🏆 (H/T: @LeSprintEdition) #F1 | #MexicoGP
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