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Clitheroe
Joined February 2012
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GET away with any crime the FIFA way by investigating it yourself, reading the report yourself, then blaming everyone else. (via @NotTwips)
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Some folks just landed a spacecraft on a COMET using ROCKETS, HARPOONS, & MATH
And yet it still takes me 3 tries to parallel park my car
Anthony Berry retweeted
Thanks for your suggestions, most of which involved utilising my right hand. Sadly at my age that's only gonna help at halftime.
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FIREMEN. Give your colleagues a ‘Stars in Their Eyes’ treat by re-emerging from a smoking doorway dressed as Cher. (via @helsb21)
Anthony Berry retweeted
Seen the new video for 'In The Heat Of The Moment'? You can check it out here po.st/UsEO0v
Anthony Berry retweeted
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
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SAVE TIME wasted on watching the news, by simply assuming all over the world people are still behaving like total pricks. @johnyflamprider
Anthony Berry retweeted
Man Having A Great Time Will Soon Have To Apologize To Everyone onion.com/1uCuoSk
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Two nil up against #BlackburnRovers at half time. Their directors behind me not happy. I am!!!! – at Rotherham, England
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@AWBerry26 Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck !!!!!
