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Abe Saffer

@AbeSaffer

I'm my mother's son. It’s a constant battle between being chill and awkward and the awkward side has fucking nukes. Pronouns: He/Him/His

 Washington DC
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Joined August 2010
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With more than a million votes left to be tabulated in CA and hundreds of thousands more in other coastal Dem states, it's very likely Dems' lead in House votes exceeds 14 points, shattering the narrow trading range we've lived within since 2008.
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff16h
oh hell yes
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@PopBase17h
After 10 years, Twitter/X has increased the limit of photos/videos per post from 4 to 20.
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CSPAN
@cspanNov 11
"All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times!" A Sentinel at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier yells after laughter could be heard from a group near Secretary Hegseth, who was taking posed photographs at the site.
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Matt McDermott
@mattmfmNov 10
Nothing tells the populist story of this election quite like Troy Jackson showing up in Washington wearing an $89.99 suit off the rack from Target.
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Troy Jackson (@TroyJackson207) profile pictureTroy Jackson
@TroyJackson207Nov 9
Hello, DC. Let’s get to work. 🇺🇸
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REPORTER: Will you work with Stephen Miller? JEFFRIES: No. *laughter* JEFFRIES: “Stephen Miller is a stone cold racist and I have zero interest in working with that kind of individual.”
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They really didn’t learn anything
NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 10
Far-right Republican Jim Jordan elected House minority leader in 106-73 vote over Steve Scalise
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Jake Sherman
@JakeShermanNov 10
🚨🚨 JIM JORDAN is the next House minority leader
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsNov 9
Nancy Mace ➡ GONE Lauren Boebert ➡ GONE Marjorie Taylor Greene ➡ GONE Ilhan Omar ➡ Reelected Rashida Tlaib ➡ Reelected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ➡ Still in Office Hey MAGA... Allahu Akbar 🤣🤣🤣
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We clipped it and sent it to ourselves!
Crooked Media (@CrookedMedia) profile pictureCrooked Media
@CrookedMediaNov 10
Sen. Cory Booker: "Guys at Crooked Con, that's a tough name, these days with all the crooked going on in Washington. Change your name. Change your damn name... Somebody clip this and send it to them."
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Joe Perticone@JoePerticoneNov 9
Sherrod Brown attending freshman orientation
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Back to work.
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparNov 9
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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Pop Base
@PopBaseNov 9
Freshman Senators share selfie at new member orientation.
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JD Vance thinks you should have to speak English to receive care at a hospital. Wait until he hears about neonatal intensive care units. The audacity of those babies expecting care when they don’t even speak the language.
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Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) profile pictureDave Itzkoff@ditzkoffNov 9
I checked and, yep, Sherrod Brown was there
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Dems don’t even have the gavel yet and we’re already getting accountability.
Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) profile pictureJake Tapper 🦅
@jaketapperNov 9
Convicted rapist Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison cnn.com/2026/11/09/entertain…
Convicted rapist Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison | CNN

Convicted rapist Russell Brand sentenced to 10 years and six months in prison | CNN

Russell Brand, the disgraced British comedian and actor who frequently boasted about his sexual exploits over the years as part of his polarizing public persona, was sentenced on Monday to 10 years...

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Headquarters
@HQNewsNowNov 9
Trump: We have created wealth at a level that our country has never seen before-- Reporter: Including for yourself. Your net worth went up by $3B-- Trump: So did everyone. Reporter: My net worth did not go up by $3B-- Trump: Well, you should’ve had stock.
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claire
@clairelzbethNov 7
god damn
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 (@PollTracker2024) profile picturePolitics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Nov 7
Rep. Sarah McBride (D-DE) on Stephen Miller becoming the new White House Chief of Staff “I think this president just wanted someone even more unlikable than him in the cuck chair in the Oval Office.” Source: The Washington Sun
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What email you don’t have a job
Rep. Nancy Mace (@RepNancyMace) profile pictureRep. Nancy Mace
@RepNancyMaceNov 6
For the record: we will NOT be putting pronouns in our bio or email signature.
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Dan Pfeiffer
@danpfeifferNov 7
There is a narrow audience for this tweet, and am I squarely in it
jabberwocky12 (@trobo11) profile picturejabberwocky12@trobo11Nov 6
What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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