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AbsoluteWumbo

@AbsoluteWumbo

Warhammer, Tolkien, suffering ASOIAF fan. Lift weights, spend less time on the internet.

Joined July 2024
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“When did gum get so soft, you sons of bitches?” RIP Stacy Keach Chew some Bazooka Joe in his honour.
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> is named Gunn > gets fired Bravo Hideo Kojima
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This might be the funniest video all year lmaoo
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@AFoolforChristNov 9
Job Interviewer: "Tell me about yourself" Me:
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@SnowChimp76Nov 9
Take time to count the good things in life.
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Sam Altman when a gay Chinese man pulls up to his place after what happened to Nvidia ceo
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P@PPFleegrr_87Nov 9
The power $20 could wield at Taco Bell was unholy
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@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Scorched Earth Policy
@ScearpoNov 9
Btw half the reason Hatchet is suddenly being demonized is because a big part of the book is the protagonist boy going through grief and anger at witnessing his whore mother cheat on his father. This book was a nuclear bomb smuggled into middle school minds.
Luke Winkie (@luke_winkie) profile pictureLuke Winkie@luke_winkieNov 6
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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Become ungovernable
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@97VercettiNov 9
How it feels to be 29
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@greghunkinsNov 9
What is the charge? A succulent Chinese meal?
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Mobius Blue@TurbofurbyNov 8
What do you mean GMK is where this adorable actress roaring comes from?? Is this why it was recommended to me the most???
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Replying to @schizothotep
Dude we'll run a game this weekend if you're serious, plus Sons of Horus are super fun to play right now
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@Pirat_NationNov 7
AMD is putting priorities on AI ahead of gaming, CEO Lisa Su openly declared: “We are a data center-first company.” AMD’s gaming revenue dropped 40% to $773 million, while total revenue hit a record $13.4 billion, up 97%. AMD plans to more than double its data center business next year, PC gamers clearly aren’t the priority anymore, we are so cooked
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PeterPorker97@PeterPorker97Nov 7
"Japoneses gostam do Godzilla da Legendary" "Ah é? Como você sabe?" "Veja o que eles fizeram com o Godzilla americano que eles não gostaram"
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"Godzilla vs. Zilla" - Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
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35 years ago today, we heard this unique rendition of Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-A-Ling.” #TheSimpsons episode “Lisa’s Pony” first aired November 7, 1991.
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