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Convertible Bert

@AbstractLife

Success breeds enemies. Fuck winter, Team Rilla. Nigeria #MEC

 Kansas City, MO/Las Vegas
Joined September 2009
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Imagine tweeting this and Jordan hasn't played one snap this season
Jay (@CH3FEDJAY) profile pictureJay@CH3FEDJAY13h
You cant objectively said the Chiefs are better off using a 3rd to trade up to No. 6 for Mansoor versus trading down for Denzel and KC or drafting Tyson @ 9. It’s even worse because the 2026 class was 30-deep at cornerback.
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Drake fans prove once again why they stink. This man asked for song recommendations and got blitzed
Honcho (@honchohndrxx) profile pictureHoncho@honchohndrxxNov 5
Not tryna be funny when I ask this but what’s a storytelling song by Drake?
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And still 5-2
BiG RuBE 🔥🦆 (@big_rube1220) profile pictureBiG RuBE 🔥🦆@big_rube122014h
WR 1 filed for bankruptcy WR 2 broke his ankle LG beefing with head coach Kicker can’t make shit Special teams coach special GM still hasn’t made a trade 44 million DT has 0.5 sacks
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Popcorn Post (@PopcornPost_) profile picturePopcorn Post
@PopcornPost_Nov 3
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Bottom right
Jaime (@SheKnowsBall_) profile pictureJaime
@SheKnowsBall_Nov 3
One has to go, which one?
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LeBron
TD Nash (@td_nash) profile pictureTD Nash
@td_nashNov 3
Out of these players, who would you cut first?🧐
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Blue Springs' finest
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReportNov 3
USF's Kendall Puryear's viral free throw form 👀
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My thoughts on the game: 1. A lot of Denver's scoring drives were helped by dumb penalties 2. I'd cut Caliendo tomorrow. He's worthless 3. I'd cut Butker tomorrow. He's worthless 4. I think Jaylon Moore did false start, sadly. 5. Be mad at Kingsley, not Andy
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We need legendary Patrick
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Butker is a funny dude😂😂😂
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😭😭😭😭😭
Fire Nick - Moni 🏈 🦅 🌈 🇵🇷😻 (@mmtorres34) profile pictureFire Nick - Moni 🏈 🦅 🌈 🇵🇷😻
@mmtorres34Nov 1
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This mf'er missed the extra point lmaoo
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Gardner Minshew!!!!!
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The Bengals have given up 36 point to the...Titans?!?!
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If the Chiefs don't give a 3rd for Josh Downs yall gonna act like yall did when they didn't trade for Breece Hall last year, ain't yall?
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Let's get it #Halloween2026
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@halleberryOct 31
she won ✨
Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) profile pictureComplex Style
@ComplexStyleOct 31
ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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I would call the cops
NFL Memes (@NFLMemes) profile pictureNFL Memes
@NFLMemesOct 31
Parents, PLEASE check your kids' Halloween candy after Trick-or-treating. Just found a Justin Herbert jersey inside my son’s bucket…some disgusting people out there.
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