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Success breeds enemies. Fuck winter, Team Rilla. Nigeria #MEC

Kansas City, MO/Las Vegas
Joined September 2009
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she won ✨
ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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I think being a direct person makes people view you as confrontational… even though you mean well.
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Announce Justin Jefferson to the Chiefs you midget
There now have been seven in-season trades. Since 2022, there have been an average of 17 trades per year from Oct. 1 up until the trade deadline. In each of the past two seasons, as it has become trendier to make blockbuster deals, there have been 18 trades from Oct. 1 up until the deadline. This year’s deadline is Tuesday Nov. 10.
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Veach walking into every teams GMs office demanding they trade whatever player he wants
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It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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On this day 11 years ago, Alex Gordon proved he knew clutch, tying game one of the World Series in the 9th with a solo blast off Jeurys Familia👑
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Congrats Jay-Z! #JayZ #Hov #SuperBowl
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On this day in 1985, the Royals defeated the Cardinals 11-0 in game 7 to win their first World Series in franchise history! Bret Saberhagen was the winning pitcher, throwing a complete game shutout and earning WS MVP honors👑
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Public Service Announcement (Interlude) JAŸ-Z (2003)
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U Don’t Know JAŸ-Z (2001)
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Lmao the ref 😭
Butker in the kitchen apron 💀
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Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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coming from someone who likes a hundred and fuck you weather and hates pie…..
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Rihanna's hate for Jay-z, also only exists on the internet
Rihanna attended Jay-Z’s concert last night in Los Angeles.
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Q-Tip made the "Electric Relaxation" beat in Phife Dawg's grandmother's basement. She'd given him a key. Phife came home, heard Ronnie Foster's "Mystic Brew" drifting up from below and ran downstairs without even saying hi to grandma: “Yo, what the hell is that?!”
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I love upsets when it’s not my team 😂
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Just pretend like it’s Super Bowl Sunday.
So we’re just supposed to raw dog a Sunday tomorrow without Josh Allen football?
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How low IQ does a QB have to be to take this hit? Answer: VERY
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