Division 3 sports is my job, comedy, baseball, sci fi are my hobbies, wife and son are my life.

Ashland, Mass.
Joined October 2011
Greatest Twitter running gag out there. Coming up on #200!
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New idea for limiting officiating shenanigans such as diving and excess VAR in soccer: add a second on-field referee. Basketball has three on-court for a space one-tenth the size. American football has seven for the same amount of space as soccer.
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"It’s a complete redefinition of how we operate, moving from a promotional model to an innovative content and revenue engine.” Cal Athletics fired their entire communications staff... and you won't believe what happened next!
Cal Athletics informed staff on Friday that all members of the department’s marketing, athletic communications &creative services units — possibly as many as 25 people — will be laid off, effective early June, as part of a strategy for a “complete redefinition of how we operate.”
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Fired up for this!
Pre-gaming for our Altcast From The Cheap Seats on @truTV and @hbomax @NHL_On_TNT 9pm ET
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Why, when watching on tv, does it feel like Yankee Stadium is yelling at the fans between every freaking pitch?
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Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train on a xylophone is proof why every school needs a fully funded music program
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lol, tonight there were categories called Single, “Doubles”, Homer, and Can He Hit For The Cycle, with only the last being about baseball. Spotted that, they still didn’t know that a triple was the hardest part of a cycle, even after a guy answered home run incorrectly. 🤦‍♂️
Why are Jeopardy contestants so bad at sports questions @AdamLevin94? They also thought a safety was worth 1 or 3 points before the last person finally got it right.
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What is that weird shape next to the PHI abbreviation? It’s not the circle or straight line I’m used to seeing.
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The only Autocrats we recognize in New England.
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Adam Levin retweeted
I told you we’d be back
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Ken will lead the revolution
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I know I’m in a narrow intersection of the Venn Diagram, but is anyone else annoyed the Tonys are up against the NBA Finals tonight?
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TNT sound mixers not really up to the task here for Coco’s acceptance speech. Hope they can replay it.
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I just learned who plays the Bubbe in the forthcoming movie Life of Chuck. It's based on a Stephen King short story, and the answer turned me to dust. Here's a link: imdb.com/title/tt12908150/me… And here's a photo
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Hey @KentCherrington, footage of me playing pool in Oneonta all those years ago has surfaced! 😂😂😂
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Candidate for “Not Everything Needs A Graphic” graphic of the year.
Nola allowed a career-high 12 hits and 9 earned runs tonight.
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Cavs jerseys with the big C on front look like practice jerseys.
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On the other hand, Yes ‘Cers on the Pacers’ bench t-shirts is trying WAAAAAYYYY too hard.
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This Go Pack Go nonsense can’t touch Fly Eagles Fly with a 49 1/2 foot pole.
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