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Chelsea FC, US Soccer and Houston sports fan. Occasionally insightful. Master Mansplainer Award recipient. Despiser of all things political.

Houston, TX
Joined October 2016
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Most people will never attend a single world cup match in their life. I'm lucky enough to have been to 3. – at Stafford, TX
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Jack McGlynn can't stop scoring for Stoke. I'm thrilled for him, I just wish we'd found a suitable replacement after he left.
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I never get to sit next to someone interesting when I fly – at Jersey Village, TX
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Don't do what you're thinking about doing. There's a whole series of movies that show what a bad idea it is – at Stafford, TX
BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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Holy crap! The guy who was the victim of that bad challenge I talked about earlier has died.
Rotos de dolor, con un nudo en la garganta y sin poder creer que esto sea verdad, desde el CD Tenerife comunicamos el trágico fallecimiento, este martes, día 3 de noviembre de 2026, a las 8:00 horas, de Jesús de Miguel Alameda. No hay palabras de consuelo; no hay absolutamente nada que mitigue este sentimiento repleto de tristeza. Estamos junto a su desolada familia, junto a sus seres queridos, junto a todo el tinerfeñismo que hoy llora por este cruel desenlace. La familia de Jesús de Miguel agradece todas y cada una de las muestras de apoyo recibidas, e igualmente solicita, de corazón, máximo respeto a su privacidad, en estos terribles momentos. 🖤 DEP
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This might be the number one worst challenge I’ve ever seen. A flying knee to the head like that is bad enough, but then factor in the keeper’s running star and it’s so much worse. A lengthy suspension is not only merited, the situation demands it.
🚨🇪🇸 HORRIFYING SCENES IN SPAIN. A football match has been suspended following a horrific challenge by the goalkeeper on an opposing forward. The images are extremely difficult to watch. Praying the injured player is okay. 🙏💔 #Football #LaLiga #Spain #FootballNews #GetWellSoon
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Still an all time post on X/Twitter
A REAL nut... Feels like every bone in your body comes out the head of your dick... Say no more. I'm done. Fall asleep in 2min.
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Sharing this purely from a financial standpoint. I don’t live in the district she’s running for congress in. My interest is solely because I have money on her opponent winning on Kalshi.
🚨 BOMBSHELL: Two former members and one current member of Katy Padilla Stout’s congressional campaign staff have come forward, speaking under condition of anonymity, to describe what they call an extremely hostile work environment. The current staffer alleges that Stout routinely berates and curses at her staff. “She’s mean and angry all the time,” the staffer said. “Her smile in front of the cameras is fake. She treats us like slaves. She has us do her grocery shopping, take her dogs to the groomer, and pick up her kids from school, stuff completely unrelated to the campaign.” The staffer continued: “Earlier this month I requested a day off to drive to Dallas and visit my mom, who was scheduled to receive her first round of chemo. I had worked 11 straight days with no days off. Katy went psycho on me during the phone call, telling me, ‘Are you fucking kidding me with this stupid shit two days before a debate? We’re not playing these fucking games. You either start giving me 110% ASAP or I’ll fire your ass.’” One former staffer said Stout frequently had blowups over food. “On one occasion, one of my colleagues went to pick up lunch for all of us at Tacos El Rey, which is around the corner from the office. Katy ordered two asada tacos, a chicken taco, a carnitas taco, a cup of beans, and a cup of rice. It was her usual order. When she opened her bag, she noticed the carnitas taco was missing. She went absolutely crazy on my colleague, accusing her of stealing food and asking if she didn’t pay her enough that she needed to steal. As my coworker tried to explain that they probably just forgot to put it in the bag, Katy threw the cup of beans at the wall where my coworker was standing, told her, while she was crying and visibly shaken, to clean up the mess and earn her paycheck, and then stormed out to eat in her car.” Another former campaign staffer said, “She’s made her whole campaign about how her opponent treats women, that he’s a misogynist and says inappropriate things on his YouTube channel, but she would say super inappropriate sexual stuff all the time when I was there. It got really awkward sometimes because she’d go into detail with me about sexual dreams she’d had. It made me and others feel really uncomfortable. On many occasions I witnessed Katy refer to other women as ‘bitches’ and ‘cunts.’ On a separate occasion, we had the TV on and Scott Bessent was doing an interview. Katy referred to him as a ‘f*ggot Nazi enabler.’ I had to step out because I didn’t want to say something that would get me in trouble. I resigned about a week later.”
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Deport Wesley Fofana
If you were Prime Minister, what one policy would you implement that would immediately improve life in Britain?
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That whole passage of play leading to Man Utd’s disallowed goal did not need to happen. It all stemmed from Fofana’s massive error
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As someone who used to be perpetually broke and has a love for frozen pizza, let me let you in on a little secret. There are 3 kings of the frozen pizza game, in no particular order: 1) @freschetta 2) @HomeRunInn 3) @ScreaminPizza Buy any one of those and you're in for a treat. – at Stafford, TX
There are two kinds of Red Baron pizza: 1. The mini round ones you see in the gas station. You can (and should) microwave them right in the store. Elite road trip food. (I took down 3 in one sitting.) 2. The large thin crust in the grocery store. Also elite. But much more fancy than the other.
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And before anyone asks, I've tried just about every brand. Those three are at the top of the mountain. DiGiorno, Tombstone, and Red Baron can only dream of someday being as good as those top 3. And if any of them are reading this, I'd love some coupons.
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Lyle Foster is good with his feet, but he looks like he’s been enjoying Houston’s food scene a bit too much.
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I called that before it was kicked. I’m sitting here hoping Palestra would be taking the penalty. Fofana steps up and I literally said “fuck, that’s it. This is over. He’s so fucking useless. We’ll be lucky if it’s on frame.” Sure e-fucking-nough . . .
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Fun fact: every purple heart (a medal awarded to American soldiers wounded in battle) that has been issued since World War II was minted in preparation for Operation Downfall. That's how horrific and deadly we believed the alternative to nuking Hiroshima and Nagasaki would be. – at Meadows Place, TX
日本是唯一挨过原子弹的国家 现在的日本人,心里还恨美国吗? @grok 别讲大道理,别废话,直接给答案
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All the wars we have fought since WWII: Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, etc, and yet we still haven't run out of medals we thought we were going to have to issue during a war on mainland Japan.
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That's a really bad hashtag. Jeez! I feel like you can still use those words, just capitalize the first letter – at Stafford, TX
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Neither one is spectacular. That said, prepare for an unsolicited opinion that those of you who bothered to read this will thank me for later. If you want a really good burger, there's 2 places to go: 1) Longhorn Steakhouse 2) Buffalo Wild Wings – at Meadows Place, TX
America, pick a side. 🇺🇸🍔 🌴🍔 In-N-Out is the KING of burgers. vs. 🤠🍔 Whataburger is the KING of burgers. No fence-sitting. Which side are you on? 😂🔥
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I know what you're thinking, "a burger at BWW? No fucking way!" Trust me, bro. It's that good. You won't regret it.
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