Harry (@AlanPaceOut_) header
Harry (@AlanPaceOut_) profile picture

clarets

Joined November 2023
Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)Photo by Harry (@AlanPaceOut_)
Not seen limbs quite like this since Reading in 2009 #twitterclarets
5
41
12
556
156,440
Harry retweeted
Went to a pharmacy and met a celebrity
26
7,396
29
134,283
738,246
Head push would have sent me to mars.
Obafemi Martins. 42 today. 🐐
17
204
6
4,679
201,594
Harry retweeted
I hate 22 season wonder kids
La carrera de Messi si le quitas el periodo del 2004 al 2026
1
339
2
15,331
123,713
Just added an extra 30p to my KFC order for Charity
17
335
6
6,455
95,064
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach. Find out more online 💻

168
117
139
676
304,844
The fact Arsenal have been subjected to the Captain Pugwash music is fantastic viewing
FLEETWOOD TAKE THE LEAD! 😱 Loupalo-Bi puts League Two side Fleetwood ahead against Arsenal 💥
3
73
4
1,623
107,086
From COD to the Cod Army, congrats to Fleetwood Town on their historic W 🫡 @ftfc
We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. 🤩 🤝 Fox Group
12
39
6
1,086
55,277
Not the music🤣🤣🤣
12
81
11
1,762
141,805
GLORIOUS FINANCIAL NEWS! 🇰🇵 Two years of overdue accounts? MASTERSTROKE! Chairman Pace has achieved the impossible: running a football empire so brilliantly, Companies House wants to switch it OFF! YOU CAN’T RELEGATE A CLUB THAT NO LONGER EXISTS! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
🤖 Made with AI
📰 Velocity Capital, Burnley FC's parent company, have been 'threatened with liquidation', according to business and financial website City AM. They say the company has received a 'compulsory strike off notice' due to accounts that are two-years overdue. Velocity Capital have two months to resolve the issue, or it could be dissolved and it's assets passed to the crown. [@CityAM via @cdjournalism]
2
3
57
3,270
Dear North Korean Clarets, Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media… Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end). All credit to Chairman Pace. Stories From The Smoke. #TwitterClarets
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵 The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED! The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace! All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda. WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED! 🇰🇵 UTC #twitterclarets
3
9
2
215
17,670
The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥
34
97
26
3,135
525,529
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!" As soon as I did, she screamed... I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
219
928
164
14,926
1,714,371
Who’s your Ballon D’addy
77
749
319
11,961
404,290
Harry retweeted
A quick message on what it means to me personally to win the Ballon d’Or!! 🙌🏆
2,209
12,014
726
117,217
1,922,056
cunts trapped in an episode of bargain hunt 🤣
There is a lot going on in Holloway’s house…
33
427
7
17,119
316,891
🤴Harry Kane
100
1,361
77
19,248
981,807
six seveeeeen
Daily reminder that 6.7 MILLION Jews were murderer in the holocaust btw.
170
7,589
138
136,192
2,604,422
A goal worthy of a Ballon d'Or winner 🏆 #ballondor
696
12,360
746
183,492
8,722,739
having a celebratory go on the harry kane usb-a to usb-c cable tonight wbu
14
501
10
10,497
169,313
Harry retweeted
From the moment he kicked it out of play and then spat on himself I knew it was his destiny to become the Ballon D’or #oneofourown
11
130
9
4,039
128,979