Harry retweeted
We are delighted to announce the appointment of Fabio Celestini as Head Coach.
Find out more online 💻
Harry retweeted
From COD to the Cod Army, congrats to Fleetwood Town on their historic W 🫡 @ftfc
Harry retweeted
GLORIOUS FINANCIAL NEWS! 🇰🇵
Two years of overdue accounts? MASTERSTROKE!
Chairman Pace has achieved the impossible: running a football empire so brilliantly, Companies House wants to switch it OFF!
YOU CAN’T RELEGATE A CLUB THAT NO LONGER EXISTS!
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📰 Velocity Capital, Burnley FC's parent company, have been 'threatened with liquidation', according to business and financial website City AM.
They say the company has received a 'compulsory strike off notice' due to accounts that are two-years overdue.
Velocity Capital have two months to resolve the issue, or it could be dissolved and it's assets passed to the crown.
[@CityAM via @cdjournalism]
Harry retweeted
Dear North Korean Clarets,
Seeking Ministry approval for the retrospective facts at Lincoln away, following widespread fake news from the main stream media…
Lincoln 0-2 Burnley (watch till the end).
All credit to Chairman Pace.
Stories From The Smoke.
#TwitterClarets
OFFICIAL STATEMENT 🇰🇵
The alleged 4-1 defeat to Lincoln NEVER HAPPENED!
The EFL has fabricated this scoreline to discredit our glorious Chairman Pace!
All footage is AI-generated. The league table is Western propaganda.
WE REMAIN UNDEFEATED!
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Harry retweeted
The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥
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The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥
The best of Harry Kane in the Premier League! 🔥
Harry retweeted
I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said, "I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my arse!"
As soon as I did, she screamed...
I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!






































