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Joined March 2009
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"Helen of Troy can't be black!!!! The historical inaccuracy!" My guy, she was born from an egg after her mom banged Zeus who was disguised as a swan. Its a myth. Its why there's a cyclops and bunch of other things not real. The race of the actor for a fake person doesn't matter
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almost no studio Laika films made any profit, the animation studio solely manages to exist because it was created by the son of the co-founder of Nike
What's the closest modern analogue to the Medici family funding the Italian Renaissance?
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Michelle and I are heartbroken by the tragic passing of Rob Reiner and his beloved wife, Michele. Rob’s achievements in film and television gave us some of our most cherished stories on screen. But beneath all of the stories he produced was a deep belief in the goodness of people—and a lifelong commitment to putting that belief into action. Together, he and his wife lived lives defined by purpose. They will be remembered for the values they championed and the countless people they inspired. We send our deepest condolences to all who loved them.
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Books have largely disappeared from kids' movies & television because showrunners fear alienating kids who don't read. But I promise you: if you write beloved books into your shows, if your characters read for pleasure, there will be young viewers who fall in love with reading.
Ever since this season of Stranger Things, I can't keep the copy of A Wrinkle in Time on my classroom shelf. All the kids want to read it now.
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I still liked the movie overall, but good god the de-aging in Wicked: For Good was so bad. It looked like a Jeff Goldblum JibJab.
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Do you think if vampires bit you, and they also injected that juice stuff that makes you all itchy like mosquitos do that we’d all still think they’re hot or just super obnoxious?
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I don’t think anyone is required to have a deep sense of empathy for someone who dedicated their whole career and entire life to trying to convince people not to have empathy for others. That being said, no one should die from gun violence. We need legislation immediately.
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When you open the weather app to check the temperature, and it just says “BALLS” 🥵
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Uh oh
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump extends control over Washington by taking management of Union Station away from Amtrak.
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Y’all. It’s even named “Sermon on the ‘Mount” Not Mount. ‘Mount. (Para)mount. Genius.
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Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies. “For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”
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Ozzy speaks to all his fans. I'm not crying 🥹🥹. Rest in peace legend.
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Rest in Peace, Ozzy. Thank you for everything.
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I noticed you hadn’t copied me on an email in a while. Long time, no CC, amiright?
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We’re not going to let the nazis kidnap Californians. Fight back.
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I love when people use social media to teach really cool things you would probably never know otherwise. This whole thread is fascinating, especially for my fellow film nerds. Enjoy!
Okay yeah let’s talk about it. It’s because we literally don’t use those lights anymore to light anything, let alone women. And also because modern actresses don’t want to be lit this way. 🧵
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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Thank you!! 🥰
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@AlanaJordan Happy Birthdayyyy!! ^__^ I wish you a fantastic day!! 🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁🎂🎂🎂
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