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ستاروں پہ جوڈالتےہیں کمند Space Sciences, Orbital Dynamics, Satellite Engineering https://xitter.gq/t.co/HdUhQLapxg

Joined September 2011
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I made something, Estimating the map of Pakistan with a polygon, triangle to a hectogon. (sides 3 - 100)
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This tweet is giving parasite vibes
Pls be careful of where you build a house. My grandparents built a huge house in Sargodha 3 decades ago; just illiterate Jangli Muselis came to live next, they spy on Foodpanda and Generation deliveries. House is literally unsellable because of the bad neighbourhood vibes.
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Demonstrably wrong
Trust me brother, you CANNOT go to a bar sober and have "soft drinks" and proceed to try to talk to women. You WILL get asked to leave nicely, then you will get kicked out for good. I've seen this happen dozens of times over the 12 years I spent every night in a bar.
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I am monitoring the situation live, and it appears the oil prices are crashing in real time.
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Chachu keeps calling bachay with videos of him eating chocolates and skittles, aur hamaray ghar mai larayi pari rehti hai.
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Damn extremist convention going on there
subah subah mulle kyu ride accept karte hai, hindu kabtak sota rhega
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How and why are we suddenly winning ODIs
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تیرے لہجے کی تھکن، تیری نگاہوں کا ثبات در حقیقت کوئی رنگین شرارت ہی نہ ہو میں جسے پیار کا انداز سمجھ بیٹھا ہوں وہ تبسم وہ تکلم تیری عادت ہی نہ ہو
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what do you mean trying, he did overtake.
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Let me hold your hand when I tell this, you might need to sit down
ليش اغلب الرجال من الدول العربية كل ويكند تلقاهم رايحين البحرين؟ وش السالفة بالضبظ؟ البحرين حلوه واهلها حلوين ولا فيه سبب ثاني محد يتكلم عنه؟
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Went through an endoscopy last week, that shit is scary
If y’all are still eating a lot of outside food, how are H. pylori and Hepatitis A treating you, my friend? Did you ever get it checked?
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Why do Pakistanis start with Jaisa k ap sab ko Pata hai... Bro then why are you talking
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15k likes a thousand comments
Replying to @KhawajaMAsif
The Defence Minister is right. It’s why I have never been considered Jewish by the Jewish community. My mother was a Church of England Protestant. And by this logic, my father was not Jewish either. His mother was a French Catholic. As ever, in attempting to undermine my sons, Pakistan’s Defence Minister has scored an embarrassing own goal.
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Me to the 3 year old: ab Mujhe awaz na aye. 3 year old: awaz aye gi tau Phir kia ho ga No one takes me seriously
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Woke up at 6 and am gonna be late to office, how do I bottle up a two and a half hour margin
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Woh Aik sajda jaisay tu giraan samjha hai
Bro is setting high standards💝
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Guys I survived
Going through a minor surgery today.
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Going through a minor surgery today.
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Sorry for not having fully functional kidneys
How could you people NOT eat mutton and beef? Ye chicken nihari aur chicken kunnah kiya gunah e azeem hai bhaee, ajeeb!
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Holy amount of ratios
Strong agreement across the world on today’s UK action against illegal settlements and settler violence that are an existential threat to the two state solution. No one should be profiting from stolen land.
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