
Once and future writer. Man of ideas, @greenbeerproj. Proud son of Kansas City. Tweets=mine; RT≠endorsement, but might be.
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Climate change is coming for your beer
Rising temperatures and drought threaten hop and barley—two out of four of beer’s essential ingredients. That means climate change could soon alter the delicate flavor balance of your favorite game-time beverage.
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And not a peep from @metraBNSF
Two people were killed and one person was hurt in a fiery crash on Wednesday. All BNSF service was halted near Western Springs, Metra said. abc7chicago.com/post/bnsf-se…
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MAGA and Russia working in lockstep reuters.com/world/europe/cov…
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What a joke
BREAKING: The Blackhawks will not make a coaching change and Jeff Blashill will remain their head coach ⤵️ nytimes.com/athletic/7765703…
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This is literally a VEEP plotline. Like I'm not even kidding. This nearly, bar for bar, the a B-plot from the VEEP episode "New Hampshire" (S3, E10).
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Today in Chicago History: Blackhawks fire coach Joel Quenneville in 2018 — and Jeremy Colliton in 2021 chicagotribune.com/2026/11/0…
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Interesting moment when @newyorker reached out to Haley Stevens. newyorker.com/live/news/elec…
This Hailey Stevens heel turn is an incredible villain origin story and I must know more. Who hurt her in high school or college? What's the deal with her fiance?
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Haley Stevens’ fiancé appeared in an ad for Mike Rogers. She’s beefing with the Dem candidate days before the election. She won’t unequivocally endorse AES. Michigan’s Fetterman. nytimes.com/2026/10/31/us/ha… via @NYTimes
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So low effort. And what's that say on the tail? "I will the spirit of Chicago"? Huh?
🚨HOMETOWN REMIX LEAK 🚨
After being initially leaked by Icethetics, the Blackhawks Hometown Remix jerseys have been fully leaked. Thoughts?
(via Reddit u/norburmic) #Blackhawks
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How President Donald Trump’s ‘little detour’ to Iran became a roadblock in the midterm elections chicagotribune.com/2026/10/2…
It's nice to know the Blackhawks aren't the only ones with truly terrible, low-effort and uncreative Hometown Remix jerseys. Good lord
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person…
We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite?
🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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