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Once and future writer. Man of ideas, @greenbeerproj. Proud son of Kansas City. Tweets=mine; RT≠endorsement, but might be.

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Joined February 2008
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Climate change is coming for your beer
Rising temperatures and drought threaten hop and barley—two out of four of beer’s essential ingredients. That means climate change could soon alter the delicate flavor balance of your favorite game-time beverage. bbc.com/future/article/20250…
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And not a peep from @metraBNSF
Two people were killed and one person was hurt in a fiery crash on Wednesday. All BNSF service was halted near Western Springs, Metra said. abc7chicago.com/post/bnsf-se…
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This is literally a VEEP plotline. Like I'm not even kidding. This nearly, bar for bar, the a B-plot from the VEEP episode "New Hampshire" (S3, E10).
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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I’m sorry, RAISIN BRAN is almost $10?! Insane, @jewelosco @KelloggsUS
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I’ve seen enough: generational wipeout.
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My message to Dems
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Interesting moment when @newyorker reached out to Haley Stevens. newyorker.com/live/news/elec…
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KANSAS GOES BLUE
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NHL Hometown Remix rankings. A few hits, but lots of meh
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This Hailey Stevens heel turn is an incredible villain origin story and I must know more. Who hurt her in high school or college? What's the deal with her fiance?
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Haley Stevens’ fiancé appeared in an ad for Mike Rogers. She’s beefing with the Dem candidate days before the election. She won’t unequivocally endorse AES. Michigan’s Fetterman. nytimes.com/2026/10/31/us/ha… via @NYTimes
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Dems in disarray Utterly stupid
Quite a statement from Abdul El-Sayed: "Congresswoman Stevens seems intent on relitigating a primary that ended three months ago."
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So low effort. And what's that say on the tail? "I will the spirit of Chicago"? Huh?
🚨HOMETOWN REMIX LEAK 🚨 After being initially leaked by Icethetics, the Blackhawks Hometown Remix jerseys have been fully leaked. Thoughts? (via Reddit u/norburmic) #Blackhawks
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It's nice to know the Blackhawks aren't the only ones with truly terrible, low-effort and uncreative Hometown Remix jerseys. Good lord
In case you’re more of a squinting person than a scrolling person… We now have TWENTY of the upcoming Hometown Remix jerseys, nearly 2/3rds of the league. Who’s in the lead for your favorite? 🍎: @abslswrld @carterrichardd
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