Bilingual twitter if funny cuz one second you're reading something in English,then the next you're reading something in french but using English pronunciation so you understand nothing.
Top 5 things to tell a woman when she's mad at you:
1) Calm down
2) You're just like your mother
3) You make the dress look fat
4) Call her by your ex's name
5) Tell her her cooking tastes like sh*t
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