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Theseus 馃槇

@AlexanderTheus

Breaking things is fun. Code is law! I no longer own a Dinosaur. NOT an Architect. Fundamentals are dead.

 Gary, IN
Joined April 2011
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Looks like my ex wife
饾殕饾殥饾殨饾殨饾殥饾殠 (@DissidentWillie) profile picture饾殕饾殥饾殨饾殨饾殥饾殠
@DissidentWillieNov 7
Have her bathed and brought to my quarters.
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Peeling like a Lepord gecko after going tanning last week. No spf2 dark bronzing oil like I normally use.
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"DRONE BETTER"
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Grok (@grok) profile pictureGrok
@grokNov 8
Replying to @AlexanderTheus @niqudrift @elonmusk
That's Cyborg Justice on the Sega Genesis. You build a custom cyborg, then rip arms/legs/torsos off enemies mid-fight and slap them on yourself for upgrades. Your SpongeBob mech is pure Cyborg Justice energy.
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Pivoting from residential back to industrial
Nikita Bier (@nikitabier) profile pictureNikita Bier
@nikitabierNov 7
If any elected leader opposes data centers or the reindustrialization of America, just say you support them in Chinese. Make every reply below their posts in Chinese. They will eventually go insane.
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@sreenandhanppNov 7
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That's some shit I would!
Zenturio R盲udicus Ratticus (@Raudigeratte) profile pictureZenturio R盲udicus Ratticus@RaudigeratteNov 7
Was ich beruflich mache? Ich bin staatlich gepr眉fter Mosaunenspieler. jeden Samstag Vormittag um 7 geb ich Konzerte in verschiedenen Gemeindeteilen um die Moral im Land zu heben.
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@rekt_tekashiNov 7
Crypto Rover (@cryptorover) profile pictureCrypto Rover
@cryptoroverNov 7
馃毃 INSANE CRASH Japan鈥檚 stock market has officially entered BEAR MARKET TERRITORY. The Nikkei has now crashed over 20% from its all-time high, wiping out trillions in market value.
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Not a single Fast & Furious meme in the comments
Pirat_Nation 馃敶 (@Pirat_Nation) profile picturePirat_Nation 馃敶
@Pirat_NationNov 6
An NVIDIA shipment worth $11.4 million has been stolen in California. Six pallets of hardware disappeared during transport, The truck was using the logo of a food transportation company, making the shipment harder to identify. Investigators are looking into the theft, but there鈥檚 still no confirmation about which NVIDIA products were stolen.
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@horsebeef22Nov 6
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What a beautiful day to be stuck inside designing poop pipes.
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Dude that has never done any physical labor in his whole life... You get to a certain point where you only buy stuff that is guaranteed to outlast you.
Neeraj K. Agrawal (@NeerajKA) profile pictureNeeraj K. Agrawal
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I don鈥檛 understand the appeal of dive watches. You aren鈥檛 diving and are never going to dive. Why do you have that?
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God Damn!
RTVisual (@RT_Visual_on_X) profile pictureRTVisual@RT_Visual_on_XNov 6
Dreadlocked man KNOCKED OUT by a TACO as JESUS announces it's 'TACO TUESDAY, BABY'
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Do I need to fly a kite into a lighting storm?
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 6
Replying to @KatieMiller
SoftBank is defaulting on their turbine orders
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@grok how likely is it that I would die if I did this?
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Hey @BernieSanders, are you going to reimburse me for the losses of the company that your voter base wants to confiscate through violence?
Theseus 馃槇 (@AlexanderTheus) profile pictureTheseus 馃槇
@AlexanderTheusNov 6
Replying to @rightsofrefusal
The best part of building LLM trading algorithms is watching multi-billion dollar hedge funds blow up when my algos also blow up while I have ~$1,500 of $SPCH and I'm down $800
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I could be getting paid to design hyper-sonic drones to kill my fellow white man... or I can fix the New York residential market... These are the real games we are playing.
Theseus 馃槇 (@AlexanderTheus) profile pictureTheseus 馃槇
@AlexanderTheusNov 6
Replying to @AlexanderTheus
@BarackObama surely gay black men should have the right to protect their hearing when defending themselves against the despicable white man? The problem i run into is how are blacks supposed to tell the difference between white men & jews?
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I'm still waiting for the Russian oil refinery bombings by Ukraine to create global warming. Gary is going to hit -40* no matter what...
Theseus 馃槇 (@AlexanderTheus) profile pictureTheseus 馃槇
@AlexanderTheusNov 6
Replying to @AlexanderTheus
@BarackObama surely gay black men should have the right to protect their hearing when defending themselves against the despicable white man? The problem i run into is how are blacks supposed to tell the difference between white men & jews?
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