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MA in Modern German History | Bisexual | 26 | he/they | Marxist | worlds most normal adult Catholic convert

The People’s Republic of Texas
Joined April 2017
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Sunday, November 8th at 7:35 pm
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Deadlock truly benefits the unemployed because since getting a job my unemployed friend has overtaken my hours played despite me having started the game much before her
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Things I need inside me rn: - burger - Kebab - wedges - French fries - oomf - chicken Cesar salad - Carmel frappe - steak - fried chicken - taco - butter chicken - sushi
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We won
Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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I think the amount of oomfs I have who are to some degree horny for me has increased as of last night
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How it feels when you’re lane partners with an oomf in deadlock
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Hey
I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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Vyper tailjob respect button
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God Emperor Pyro retweeted
if texas turn blue i’m drinking tonight if texas stay red im drinking tonight im drinking tonight
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I’ll let any of yall who wants to crack me if Talarico wins
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How it felt to vote for James Talafreako
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Hi everyone
nut in your nonbinary oomf November
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Played against a bebop today who kept using metal skin against me as spirit build victor
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Halloween is my favorite holiday and this marks two years in a row where I wasn’t able to do shit for it
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Happy Halloween
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Man had two separate plans for tonight cancelled
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