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God Emperor Pyro

@AllHailPyro

MA in Modern German History | Bisexual | 26 | he/they | Marxist | worlds most normal adult Catholic convert

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Things I need inside me rn: - burger - Kebab - wedges - French fries - oomf - chicken Cesar salad - Carmel frappe - steak - fried chicken - taco - butter chicken - sushi
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dev@fhunkoffNov 3
if texas turn blue i’m drinking tonight if texas stay red im drinking tonight im drinking tonight
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Aya - 🀄@Ayavikt0rSep 30
In deadlock, everyone is bisexual, except seven he's gay
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Vypers so real
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Newcastle United
@NUFC27 Apr 2009
Test link!
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Kerbo@Kerbo46188000Sep 5
leonid brezhnev the party voted for you and i love you but we are not advanced machine tool independent.We are having a hard time getting computer numerical control equipment for the shipyards in leningrad
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State of Palestine
@Palestine_UNJul 14
Viva España 🇪🇸
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Selección Española Masculina de Fútbol (@SEFutbol) profile pictureSelección Española Masculina de Fútbol
@SEFutbolJul 14
Pues al final vamos a vivir un... ¡¡𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗢 𝗘𝗡 𝗡𝗨𝗘𝗩𝗔 𝗬𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗞!! #VamosEspaña | #CopaMundialFIFA
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proper corruption at play here, finally becoming a real football nation
Adam Crafton (@AdamCrafton_) profile pictureAdam Crafton
@AdamCrafton_Jul 5
BREAKING @TheAthleticFC Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development. Story with @Dan_Sheldon_ nytimes.com/athletic/7423410…
Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Folarin Balogun available for USMNT vs. Belgium as red card ban suspended (Gift Article)

Balogun was set to be suspended for Monday's game at Lumen Field in Seattle but is now free to be selected.

nytimes.com
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Major Tom@_TamazealJun 29
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ball tickler@eavielleJun 24
#PourBeerOnYourSquireChallenge
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November@postoctobristJun 24
nice of him! good to see sportsmanship thriving in the magic business
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@weloveghana042Jun 24
🇬🇭“I am the most powerful spiritualist in the world. I am now going to release Harry Kane so that he can score in England’s next match.” — Nana Kwaku Bonsam said as he claimed to have spiritually tied England captain Harry Kane before now “releasing” him.
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Michael Mathes@MichaelMathesJun 23
“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts” — #WorldCup announcer on Fox 👀
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Yaoi Venator@SwordofSaintBenJun 1
Nothing better than a glass of #Whiskey...🥃 Except maybe #Men😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈
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Slumber@SlumberCrownMay 24
Why not both?
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Tyler, the consumer (@cooper39_2079) profile pictureTyler, the consumer@cooper39_2079May 24
“Men used to go to war” Well now we gay and like boys
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weather@dsxf234161May 23
lets normalize killing people and eating them
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Delta@slumberingsinhMay 20
silver crepe for @AllHailPyro
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Alan on his way to write an innocent family into a horror story
Daily Alan Dancer 🔻 (@Alandancerreal) profile pictureDaily Alan Dancer 🔻@AlandancerrealMar 27
Quacking Up - Day 293
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Magick
@magickbonesFeb 16
“Charlie Brown you’re such a blockhead” Snoopy subplot:
Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW) profile pictureHelldivers NOW
@Helldivers_NOWFeb 14
"Yo man, how is Cyberstan?" Cyberstan:
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lú@vatesvatesFeb 4
medieval peasant whose marriage is failing because he spends all day watching various puppetry shows titled things like “top ten biggest threats to your livestock”
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