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Salazar Slytherin

@Alqaaa___

in a toxic relationship with this bird app.

Joined March 2021
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Star crossed- 2014
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic22h
What TV show got canceled on a massive cliffhanger that still frustrates you to this day?
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It’s like those movies where the character gets possessed by an evil spirit
Woke Ann Richards (@WokeAnnUpdates) profile pictureWoke Ann Richards@WokeAnnUpdatesNov 9
Haley Stevens (2018) vs the woman currently portraying Haley Stevens (2026)
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Propaganda on steroids
shanky (@_C6T3) profile pictureshanky@_C6T311h
S03 of lioness is just propaganda and nudity. I'm loving the action though.
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lmaoooooo Fetterman might actually have a brain aneurysm if this guy defeats him 😭😭😭
Ahmed Moor (@moorforpa) profile pictureAhmed Moor@moorforpaNov 9
My name is Ahmed Moor and I'm running for United States Senate to unseat John Fetterman.
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I was shedding tears man. What a night
Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile pictureArsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
We did it, together.
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Ilman Ndiaye tried his best to sabotage Everton this day. Game shouldn’t have ended in a draw
Lea (@Lea_EFC) profile pictureLea
@Lea_EFCNov 9
The day Everton drew with Manchester City and handed Arsenal last seasons title will haunt me to the day I die. Can anyone stop Arsenal this season?🤔
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Professional footballers do not rate Unai Simon as high as Ballon D’or journalists
FIFPRO (@FIFPRO) profile pictureFIFPRO
@FIFPRONov 9
How 19,806 professional men’s footballers voted for the 2026 FIFPRO Men’s #World11 📊
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El bomba
Wizzy Ono 🇫🇷 🇵🇹 (@WizzyOno) profile pictureWizzy Ono 🇫🇷 🇵🇹@WizzyOnoNov 8
😭😭😭😭😭
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Ngl I have a strand of hair of respect Elon Musk only because he’s managed to fool alot of idiots. This nigga is telling people he’s going to build data centers in space and they genuinely believe him. 😂😂😂😂
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Can’t someone investigate this further?
LZ (@lezico8) profile pictureLZ@lezico8Nov 8
One thing I've realized over the many years I've spent watching football is that the team that has the highest average point total distributed over the course of a league season tends to be the one that wins the league. I don't have the exact statistics for how often this particular stat results in a league winner but I suspect it's pretty high.
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Imagine it was us that scored this goal 🤐
☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@12_AVFC) profile picture☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@12_AVFCNov 8
no eyes on the ball, runs directly to hit him, ah yea it’s old trafford nevermind
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Jim Harden was on some bullshit in 2019. Sad all this doesn’t translate to the play offs
Players Choice (@PlayersChoice_) profile picturePlayers Choice
@PlayersChoice_Nov 8
Will Luka Doncic have a more impressive scoring season than James Harden did in 2019?🤯 Here’s how much work he has left… 🍿
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PENARITTTTTTTTTT
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Brobbey dragging his nuts all over Colwill’s face.
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I’d kms if this was my team 💀
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lmaoooo they were robbed. Kai
Bayse Sports (@BayseSports) profile pictureBayse Sports
@BayseSportsNov 8
Chelsea didn't get a penalty for this challenge 👀
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This was more clear than the one they gave Sunderland. (Both pens for me sha)
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PENARITTTTTTTTT
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Brobbey. What an engine
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All this while I was claiming to be from the North east, ashe ni dan middle belt ne 😂
Uncle Beccs ™️ (@Uncle_Beccs) profile pictureUncle Beccs ™️@Uncle_BeccsNov 8
Harda mu Gombawa a belt din? Gaskiya ne 😂
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This ref isn’t serious. Why won’t give Palace the advantage and then give the yellow later?
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