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Salazar Slytherin

@Alqaaa___

in a toxic relationship with this bird app.

Joined March 2021
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Dean Coughlin@deancoughlin_7h
Take his medical license off him
BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) profile pictureBBC News (World)
@BBCWorld15h
DR Congo sentences 66 soldiers to death for being 'cowards' bbc.in/48JM8mg
DR Congo conflict: At least 66 Congolese soldiers sentenced to death for cowardice

DR Congo conflict: At least 66 Congolese soldiers sentenced to death for cowardice

The Congolese army's fight against rebel groups has long been hampered by disarray within its ranks.

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Kaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryan23h
Remember when the ministry sent a chinese spy to literally get Harry Potter arrested
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one@ONE_AMNNov 9
He has no choice loool
Alexei (@MUFC_redarmy99) profile pictureAlexei
@MUFC_redarmy99Nov 8
I just love how Van Persie has fully embraced us and erased Arsenal from his history🤣 What a man
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Ash 👩🏾‍💻
@TechBaeAsh10h
They said:
大厂白洁 (@santoulang) profile picture大厂白洁
@santoulangNov 9
黄仁勋和情人Alice Huang更多照片首次曝光
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victoria@C4RTWRONG13h
“the stripper loves me” final boss
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arjun (@ShinyArjun) profile picturearjun@ShinyArjunNov 9
every man secretly believes a honeypot spy would actually fall in love with them and abandon the mission
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zhopamine@zedchrmsmNov 9
nvidia ceo:
Sheev Talks || The Andor video arc (@SheevTalks) profile pictureSheev Talks || The Andor video arc@SheevTalksOct 5
The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.
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Abdallah Gumel@super_haqqNov 9
Madakin Yan PR
Saddam Kwaith (@SKwaith) profile pictureSaddam Kwaith
@SKwaithNov 9
ABDULRAHMAN LEME Deputy Director of Finance & Resource Mobilisation Leadership is about responsibility, dedication and a commitment to serving a greater purpose. Leme represents a spirit of professionalism, teamwork and purposeful engagement. As Deputy Director of Finance & Resource Mobilisation, he occupies an important position in supporting financial coordination, resource mobilisation and the effective delivery of organisational objectives. His role reflects the importance of accountability, strategic planning and collaboration in building a stronger and more effective organisation. With a commitment to service and collective progress, Abdulrahman Leme remains focused on contributing meaningfully to the vision and objectives of the #A4A Directorate. #ArewaForAsiwaju @Abdulrahmanleme
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Dan Boogs@dankoogsNov 9
Send the floods man
Lancesico 🇱🇨 (@Bornakang) profile pictureLancesico 🇱🇨
@BornakangNov 8
First in my bloodline to hear things like this
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Emzel
@Emzyl_Nov 9
I’m still in awe man, this GIF will feed generations, LOOL
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N5 Tactico
@n5tacticoNov 8
My dream league title is 38 games 38 goals
Scøfield 🏆 (@noz_zyy) profile pictureScøfield 🏆@noz_zyyNov 7
we’ll win the league with fewer goals than Leicester 15/16
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James.
@afcjxmesNov 8
I’m torn because on one hand I’m delighted with the position Arsenal are in and how many games we’ve won but on the other I can’t help but be jealous of the entertaining games of football that United fans get to watch every week
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Cross˚
@ElkrosmediahubNov 8
Resignation is never a choice to African leaders. I mean, look at this??? How can a person this unfit lead a country of over 200million people to any single progress???? Sigh
Abu Amir (@SadiqMaunde) profile pictureAbu Amir
@SadiqMaundeNov 8
This man should be in daycare home, not in government house. Allow grandpa to rest. Bikonu! 🙏
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Paddy@PaddyArsenalNov 8
Even funnier when you consider Lens conceded 9 goals on Wednesday
OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) profile pictureOptaJoe
@OptaJoeNov 8
30 - No side in Europe's big-five leagues have conceded more goals than Manchester United this season in all competitions (30). Porous.
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..@BodegaaCatNov 8
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Fireball (@CleanRas) profile pictureFireball@CleanRasNov 8
Arsenal fans been doing a win is a win gimmick for 2 years… when does it get fun to watch the best team in the country?
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Douglas A. Boneparth
@dougboneparthNov 7
I wish banks did a better job keeping their ATMs loaded with cash. This is the fourth one today that says “insufficient funds”.
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PD
@1_2spacesNov 8
Where is our "he can score 25-30 goals a season" space sniffer space invader facilitator hardworking raumdeuter CF
WhoScored (@WhoScored) profile pictureWhoScored
@WhoScoredNov 6
Highest expected goals (xG) in the Premier League this season: ◉ 9.57 - Thierno Barry ◎ 7.12 - Erling Haaland ◎ 4.84 - Alexander Isak ◎ 4.63 - Dominic Calvert-Lewin ◎ 4.46 - Igor Thiago
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Weapon 𝕏 (@HellRaz0r1776) profile picture
Weapon 𝕏
@HellRaz0r1776Nov 6
Wife: We should roleplay. Me: Ok. I’ll be Samuel L. Jackson. Wife: What? Me: SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!
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L
@lanreadelowoNov 7
Them don Dey sell Dayo Isreal car 😂😂😂
Abubakar Ladan🚘 (@amlautosng) profile pictureAbubakar Ladan🚘
@amlautosngNov 6
2026 Toyota Prado Was a gift last Month Given brand New but Registered LOCATION : Uyo Akwa Ibom State I need a Buyer ASAP Please kindly RT
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Adamu@Adamsi012Nov 7
Wasapapin, Leme, Albino Oil Sheikh and Gimba are doing Arewa for Asiwaju while Yoruba politicians are aligning with Northern Christians to weaken Northern voting strength in 2031. 🤣 Leme, hoping for a Ribadu presidency while working with people who hate Fulani. The irony! 😂
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Zayyan@ZayyanUmarNov 6
You explain this to fans of the other leagues and they start foaming at the mouth
The Late Run (@TheLateRunShow) profile pictureThe Late Run
@TheLateRunShowNov 5
Timo Werner went from playing in the Bundesliga to the Premier League with Chelsea, and he broke down what makes the Prem so different 💯
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