In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
What the actual fuck is wrong with him man
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Lads, lads. If Moyes’ tactics in this game surprise you, I can only assume you’re either too young to remember 2002-13 or you were hepped up on goofballs. This is what he does.
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Everton is just meh isn’t it right now, not even one bit arsed by that result I even predicted we’d lose it 2-0 before the match as Moyes is so predictable, actually fuming a bit now typing this as should have bet on it
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Alex_T retweeted
The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.
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He’s too funny man🤣🤣
That Scouse kid that got shipped to Ghana on tiktok is frying me, he don’t know he’s not coming back yet😭😭
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Alex_T retweeted
“Everton make one change to face Arsenal as Brennan Johnson returns to the starting lineup”
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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It’s the weekend so we all know Moyes will yet again burn my head out, sooner we get taken over and he gets sacked the better
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I’m a absolute biff and even I know that making a joke about rape is disgusting, absolutely hate these comedy roasts about as funny as Adam Rowe funnily enough
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My Grandmother was a sectary for him in the 30s and was funnily enough supposed to be a communist
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Maybe going ye da here but I think comedy roasts are shite and cringy
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Channel 4’s Britains Gaza’s Secrets Exposed shows why Andy Burnham turned down Jeremy Corbyn’s call for a public enquiry into the Gaza genocide. An enquiry would expose the UK government were advised that Israel were committing war crimes, but chose to keep arming them anyway.
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i’m never deleting this app
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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More terrible rules
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Plus side the sooner we get taken over the sooner Moyes gets jibbed
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