@Altook

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Evertonian, work in accounting, and bit of a biff

 Somewhere over the rainbow
Joined February 2010
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What the actual fuck is wrong with him man
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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Lads, lads. If Moyes’ tactics in this game surprise you, I can only assume you’re either too young to remember 2002-13 or you were hepped up on goofballs. This is what he does.
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@justjargonsOct 23
The capitalist obsession with rapid growth at all costs is literally the function of cancer cells.
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He’s too funny man🤣🤣
Tequila mockingbird@DansnewgenOct 23
That Scouse kid that got shipped to Ghana on tiktok is frying me, he don’t know he’s not coming back yet😭😭
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Tom@tomp_1998Oct 23
“Everton make one change to face Arsenal as Brennan Johnson returns to the starting lineup”
Crazy Clips 🔞
@crazedclipOct 22
BREAKING: Chinese man threw himself from his 30th floor window after getting into a heated argument with his wife
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Channel 4’s Britains Gaza’s Secrets Exposed shows why Andy Burnham turned down Jeremy Corbyn’s call for a public enquiry into the Gaza genocide. An enquiry would expose the UK government were advised that Israel were committing war crimes, but chose to keep arming them anyway.
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i’m never deleting this app
Hoodville
@Hoodville_Oct 20
When you arguing with someone online and see that they lost custody of their kids
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More terrible rules
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@Xarco_21Oct 14
Estamos jodidos mi gente.
International Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigestOct 14
‼️BREAKING: Someone is leaking confidential videos and photos of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu through Telegram. A channel claims hackers accessed the phones of Israeli Ambassador Yossi Shelley and Sara Netanyahu. It has posted videos from Netanyahu's military helicopter and photos from inside the Wing of Zion jet. It is asking $1,011 in Bitcoin for its first batch.
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connor@cg_410Oct 13
“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TELL HIM, LARRY?!”
Rolling Stone
@RollingStoneOct 13
Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed According to a new biography, the 'Seinfeld' showrunner and Simpson both ate breakfast at Riviera Country Club on June 12, 1994. rollingstone.com/tv-movies/t…

Larry David Saw O.J. Simpson at a Country Club the Day Nicole Brown Simpson Was Killed

Larry David crossed paths with O.J. Simpson at a country club the day Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman were killed, according to a new biography.

rollingstone.com
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We now cross over to BBC Look North.
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Jay Boothroyd has a better understanding of the rules of offside than Dermot, who is supposed to be the expert. #Everton
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Julie@JulieHob1878Oct 11
‘Subjective offside’ - I have no idea what’s right or wrong these days
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This discussion this week has reminded me that: 1. The media will do everything it can to twist the narrative to undermine anyone that stands against the establishment. After the incredible success the Greens have had in the last year, absolutely ridiculous that every news debate today about if Zack should go. 2. You get far more hassle for calling out racism than for actually being a racist.
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Kevin@caoimhinofOct 7
Northern Ireland Historical Photographical Society@ireland_societyOct 7
Belfast. 1972. (©️courtesy Alain Le Garsmeur) facebook.com/share/1Am98taLh…
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Mark Beef@ExpertsLieOct 6
"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy
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The most French thing I’ve ever seen
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It’s a trite point because at this stage their priorities are well established, but the British media class, in just a few hours, has shown more fury over the Green Party motion than they have over three years of genocide.
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