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Alv retweeted

This is lowkey the one archetype in Britain that’s enjoying life to the fullest with all that’s going on 🤣

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mao 🇦🇺@freemaowtfNov 5

just checked my portfolio

@PolymarketNov 5

BREAKING: $1,300,000,000,000.00+ wiped from U.S. technology stocks at market open.

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@cmsinvestsNov 4

I am never deleting this app.

Investing Addict

@InvestingAddictNov 4

Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.

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@HeroDividendNov 4

Another banger I’m afraid.

Investing Addict

@InvestingAddictNov 4

Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.

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JD Duran@RealJDDuranNov 4

Lmao this app has been incredible the last 24 hours

The Account Formerly Known As

@Doc_TexasNov 4

Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.

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vids that go hard

@vidsthatgohardNov 3

On Election Day ???

JUST IN: Trump says US is stopping $4 billion aid to Israel

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Nosa@ehijay03Nov 2

ChatGPT has way more emotional intelligence than this werey Claude

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gf asking me “what’re we doing for my birthday” my portfolio is down -70% i DONT give a fuck 😂😂

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@ChanIncognitoOct 21

You can’t and nobody should be wearing natural diamonds anymore

Hair Dealer ✨@LifeOfAlsOct 21

So like how do we know if someone is wearing lab diamonds as opposed to natural? 🧍🏾‍♀️

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Alv@AlvmaineeOct 10

Selling x3 Jazzwrld & Thukuthela London tickets for today . Anytime entry ticket £30.

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@theashrbSep 30

@PolitlcsUKSep 30

🚨 BREAKING: The UK economy grew by 0.5% in the three months to June 2026

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R🥷@r1shrfffSep 27

Their solution to helping young people is to trap them into £2k a month 35 year mortgages

Image from R🥷 (@r1shrfff)

@PolitlcsUKSep 26

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham will announce a new "Help to Buy" scheme next week Called "Your First Home", it will allow young people to buy their first home with a deposit of just 2.5%

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@Sumohax0rSep 6

I can’t believe this app is free.

Image from Marty Sullens (@Sumohax0r)

Image from Marty Sullens (@Sumohax0r)

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F 🦂@Fvfie_Sep 2

Meeting Americans in real life is the closest you get to meeting a real life cartoon

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˚ Aelin🌸 ˚@Aelins_cnvsAug 22

Replying to @lovrhode

Why yall acting like they invented it like I literally use a wired headphone this is mental 😂

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@KariDanielsAug 15

He cooked.

@orenmeetsworldAug 12

Gear acquisition syndrome, and how buying (or posting) the thing gives our brain a similar sensation to actually doing it. We must resist

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UncSants@SantsRNTLAug 2

This song way better than slow down

@JBPGirliesAug 1

Bobby V’s rent was due when he came up with this ✨

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🗿 #MARESCAOUT@jhonte_Jul 30

"we regret to inform you " you will regret informing me

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lalita@sserathnJul 27

why is no one saying DBE they are the founding fathers of UK poo xitter.gq/RayRaySLDN/status/1660…

@cashyamsJul 15

There's a genre of music growing on TikTok that I like to call UK Poo

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