dani, they/she/he | language wizard, music witch | voted greatest to ever do it 2017 | @AmsgReal

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2020
should i make a pinned tweet or leave my profile a complete mystery to all who happen upon it
0%make the pinned
100%stay an esoteric concept
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It's annoying because 'medieval fantasy character struggles with gender identity' is a really interesting/cool plot point but choosing to frame it in this incredibly contemporary, tumblr-blog-ish way is both tonally immersion breaking and a wasted storytelling opportunity
This is a codex entry in Dragon Age Veilguard for one of the characters. OH I WONDER WHY IT FAILED 🥴
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this is the saddest thing i've ever laughed at he's so disappointed but his comedic timing is incredible
Kawawa naman yung baby ko 😭 Hindi ko pala narefill yung automatic feeder niya nung time na to. Huhuhuh isang piraso lang nakain niya diyan. Sorry bebe 😪
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They put Obama in this chair for three days and wouldn't let him get up until they finished filming ads for 200 different Democrats
Former President Obama endorses Peggy Flanagan for US Senate in Minnesota.
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bro are you seriously 67ing my head right now
ポポポンポンポン、ポポポンポンポン🎶 何度も頭をポンポンされても気にしない🐰🤭
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saw a tweet about DIGGER sandwiched between two near-consecutive gambling ads on my timeline. this feels topical
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time changes things…. | #deadlock #batcase
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I was right lol
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Replying to @QalliCallie
𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓫𝔂 𝓪 𝔀𝓪𝓾𝓬𝓮
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SEALTWT WE OFFICIALLY HAVE A POLITICIAN THAT HAS RECEIVED A SEAL ENDORSEMENT
.@NYCMayor gets a kiss from Pickles the seal to celebrate his and Councilmember @kaymsanto's $2 million investment in the New York Aquarium
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i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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Sorry guys, love wins #NintendoSwitchSportsResort #Mii
One of those VILE and DISGUSTING Sportsmates people are talking about #NintendoSwitchSportsResort #Mii
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『Announcement Regarding Flávio Bolsonaro's Graduation and the Termination of his Talent Activities』
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There are valid criticisms to be made about Japanese society but some of you guys are one more "diddy sushi country" away from treating all Japanese people like this
The reason conservatives love Japan so much is because the average Japanese civilian is a racist pedophile who loves the corporation that regularly overworks them and underpays them
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holy s*** Palutena's boobs are hot AF tbh I'd literally go lesbian for her, so round Sakurai bias needs to stop, I may have to see Dr Mario
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I didn't even realise she was missing an eye I just thought she was smooth as shit
I need you all to look at this 51 year old Harbor seal🥺 she is so beautiful
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*paws at you* vill u vear vigs *paws at you* have u vorn vigs *paws at you* ven vill u vear vigs
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It’s ironic that every time this discourse flares up the “you just don’t understand what it’s like to be Black, so your comparisons between racism and homophobia are invalid” crowd inevitably reveals a shocking (and obviously bigoted) ignorance about what it’s like to be queer.
yes you can. you were not born with a binder carabiner and cuffed jeans you can take that shit off. you cannot be phenotypically queer. theres no amount of dressing or undressing that would change how black i look i dont understand what you dont understand.
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Tell her Lula still doin it
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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Mi presidente Lula Mi alcalde Zohran Mamdani 📍 Ciudad de México
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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