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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore
whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb





















