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A thirty-something Canadian trying life out in England

South East, England
Joined December 2015
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just saw a real firehouse dalmatian. never kill yourself
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me as a detective: ok wait omg
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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can’t even be bothered to find out what the $12.99 is from apple anymore whatever bro just take it I got a lot going on
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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why are your balls in My court
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Lying about my card of choice and driving the magician to suicide
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My air fryer just said its first word
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Dr. Pepper will see you now
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Don’t invite me anywhere with backless seating. I’ve reached an age where that genuinely ruins my entire evening
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British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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A sneeze guard can't stop me. I'm gonna get that sneeze in there. Nice try though.
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i love being canadian bruh this ghost walking tour is starting with a ghost doing a land acknowledgement
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I did not dream of a wedding as a young girl I’ve always wanted to be a detective in a small town where something’s not right
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Bars should have a creek out back with plentiful trout and water clean enough to drink
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do not attempt to reorganize your closet. u will only provoke it
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before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like u were defusing a bomb
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fighting with your siblings is like oh you fucking ate my croissant? after I veiled your sins from larger society?
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