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you're not allowed to call people credibly accused of rape rapists anymore
NEW from me
Abdul El-Sayed's longtime comms director, Roxie Richner, repeatedly called President Biden a "rapist" after he was accused of sexual assault in 2020.
freebeacon.com/democrats/hes…
best poocrave ragebait yet
Rolling Stone reveals their top rock songs of the 21st century.
1. “Maps” - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
2. “Seven Nation Army” - The White Stripes
3. “Mr. Brightside” - The Killers
4. “good 4 u” - Olivia Rodrigo
5. “The National Anthem” - Radiohead
6. “I Know The End” - Phoebe Bridgers
7. “Last Nite” - The Strokes
8. “99 Problems” - Jay-Z
9. “I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor” - Arctic Monkeys
10. “Impossible Germany” - Wilco
Change bloc: we are a diverse group of parties ranging from the populist right to the left, no we will not make a coalition with the SUBHUMAN arab parties
🇮🇱 ISRAEL ELECTION EXIT POLLS 🇮🇱
Channel 11
Likud (Netanyahu): 25
Yashar (Eisenkot): 21
Beyachad (Bennett-Lapid): 14
Netanyahu bloc: 50
Change bloc: 53
Arab-majority parties: 17
Channel 12
Likud (Netanyahu): 24
Yashar (Eisenkot): 22
Beyachad (Bennett-Lapid): 12
Netanyahu bloc: 50
Change bloc: 52
Arab-majority parties: 18
Channel 13
Likud (Netanyahu): 25
Yashar (Eisenkot): 23
Beyachad (Bennett-Lapid): 14
Netanyahu bloc: 50
Change bloc: 53
Arab-majority parties: 17
I joined DSA because I wanted to parasocially worship social democrats in deep blue cities but now the DSA left and NPC is taking that away from me 😢
Thank god for goose magazine writers like @harbingerofwoke to represent people like me
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
I joined DSA because I wanted to parasocially worship social democrats in deep blue cities but now the DSA left and NPC is taking that away from me 😢
When they make a documentary about the AI bubble bursting this will be the part that plays right before cutting to news reports of the crash
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
First date idea I take her on a hike and kill her #hinge
Hilarious that the NYC DSA right lost influence AFTER the Zohran victory. These guys complained that last year's NPC was chosen before Zohran and now that they lose influence on their home turf a year later
NYC-DSA convention delegate results:
@DSASocMaj - 153 (35%)
@w2wdsa - 129 (30%)
@GroundworkDSA - 114 (26%)
@breadrosesDSA - 12 (3%)
Independent - 28 (6%)
if the height of millenial TV is Bojack Horseman and The Bear just put our generation in the ground, it's over
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
if we were a proper society these goonette dark romance novels would be turned into feature length adult films
10 months since the killing of Renee Good and he has not indicted the ICE agent behind it
CNN: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is saying his advice for the future of the Democratic Party is “pick Pete Buttigieg.”
Link to article: cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
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🚨 DATING APP EXPERIMENT 🚨
We put 6’3” Terra Chad up against an overweight woman in NYC for 24 hours.
Terra Chad: 340 likes
Her: 677 likes
She literally DOUBLED a 6’3” attractive guy.
Read that again.
One of the biggest misconceptions in modern dating is that Chad is playing on easy mode.
He is.
But Women are playing a completely different video game…
They love to call us “pedophiles.”
It’s a new talking point from the left and it’s damn disgusting. They love to call us “pedophiles.” The press lets them with no outrage or questioning. Ever. I was a prosecutor and a judge. I handled cases with real-life pedophiles. They are disgusting creatures who prey on our most vulnerable. I prosecuted them and locked them up. I am also a committed son, dad, husband, brother, and uncle to a family I adore. Yet as a GOP activist/leader, first-rate clowns like this nasty phony-baloney @SherrodBrown call anyone on the GOP “pedophiles.” He can go and…🤬🤬🤬
