PARODY satire Not actually living in "Italy, Italy"

Italy, Italy
Joined August 2023
Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
The Benoit Option, my latest for Jacobin
Every midterm election reminds me of the greatest moment in twitch history during the 2018 Chapo stream
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Crab RanGoon because it's filled with cum
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Neden erkeklerin bacakları bizim bacaklarımızın yanında küçücük kalıyor? Bunun sebebini biri açıklayabilir mi???
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I joined DSA because I wanted to parasocially worship social democrats in deep blue cities but now the DSA left and NPC is taking that away from me 😢
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Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
First date idea I take her on a hike and kill her #hinge
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if we were a proper society these goonette dark romance novels would be turned into feature length adult films
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GOOD LULA REACTIONS: - women posting titties - sports comparisons - talking about imprisoning Bolsonaristas - indicating that this is epic socialism BAD LULA REACTIONS: - being actually happy - talking about policy - indicating that this is epic socialism (sincere)
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It's cool that every argument for keeping an endorsement to a candidate that doesn't agree with the organization is "we gotta trick the idiot voters and clout chase off social democrats!!!"
Imagine having a DSA endorsed candidate leading in the polls & unironically thinking now would be a good time to un-endorse cuz she’s trying to Trojan horse socialism to liberals in a literal CNN interview and it didn’t satisfy your LARP signifiers and say the magic words for you
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He’s gotta make the Lulag real now
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This poll has Abdul+10 among indepedents but only Abdul+1 overall because 33%% black voters go to Rogers?
So here are the Michigan top line tabs.
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david eby aura gamble 2026
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Replying to @sigmahamster2
I have a good one, too. If you legally own property, you shouldn't get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaing and increasing your property, plus voting for any party that promises to do this
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Fuck I needa kill dogs
bro picked a random username in 2009 and never looked back 😭 what the hell does @finkd even mean?
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lol
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Look, we get it, Ethan is a pussy hound and gets mad bitches 🙄
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THERE GOES MY HERO!
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If Sun Yat Sen was woke, he’d be organizing NO QINGS
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Vulgar Materialist (spooky) retweeted
yo @HilaKleinH3 if you ever need to get back at Ethan to balance things out, my dms are open
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