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Andy Kalmowitz

@AndyKalmowitz

Writin’ about cars @Jalopnik | Child of @PIX11News | @DailyCollegian DME many moons ago | Sasquatch Liaison | PSU '19 | he/him

 Jersey Boy in NYC
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Joined October 2023
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kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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Joe
@electionsjoeOct 30
It's insane to me that other states don't have Mischief Night
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@spelunky_Oct 30
tonight is the night.
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Josie Stratman (@JosieStratman) profile pictureJosie Stratman@JosieStratmanOct 30
Replying to @JosieStratman
Asked ab whether he could appeal to the dirtbag left constituency, a stone-faced Hochul replied: “They're all my constituents. I don't call anybody ‘dirtbag’. They're all my constituents.”
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Love that this thing is a dogshit racer, just circulating for vibes and aura. I thank Aston for its service
Racing Culture (@racing_culture) profile pictureRacing Culture
@racing_cultureOct 29
Aston Martin V12 Valkyrie at Road America. 🔊
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JT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
there is genuinely a "lobster too buttery" moment
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JT (@tallboythinlegs) profile pictureJT@tallboythinlegsOct 29
rear window is kind of about a guy that gets so bored he's like fuck my perfect life and fuck my girlfriend
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Rose
@NukeBushwickOct 29
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Hold up
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@TheRealStanLeeOct 29
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
GTA 6 includes a fully functional bus and train transportation system. Buses have specific routes & times when they are meant to arrive at each stop. (Source: gamesradar.com/edge/gtavi-co…)
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The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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@llmpsychosisOct 26
Irish-Korean guy named McCarren Park
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Lmao my balcony in the background
Serena (@nyyserena) profile pictureSerena@nyyserenaOct 26
Imagine just walking around the city and you see judge, I would pass out for sure
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Lowk one of the few jobs I’m qualified for at this point
–30– (@30newsletter) profile picture–30–@30newsletterOct 26
USA Today is hiring a boats reporter jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/g…
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Matthew Ivan@matthewivan77Oct 24
Fleetwood Mac’s obscure and inconspicuous GO YOUR OWN WAY
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Opinión impopular: Glee puso muchas canciones en el radar con sus covers, pero la manera que saco del olvido GO YOU OWN WAY de Fleetwood Mac es historico.
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lexible
@1exiOct 24
Ethan Klein while cheating on his wife for some reason
OG SNARK ☕️ (@SnarkingIsLegal) profile pictureOG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 23
Ethan Klein dressed his wife and his mistress up as thing 1 and thing 2
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Ben Stiller
@BenStillerOct 20
The world to every Knick fan tonight:
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Just saw Jim Spanfeller in the West Village I’m going home
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Maybe she does see something in Nathan
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Kyle Ayers@kyleayersOct 18
Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.
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My 1 hour United flight was delayed 4 hours because of a mechanical issue and is now diverted to Charlottesville because of bad weather in Newark we would have missed if we left on time
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Planes broken again and we’re deplaning once more give me equity in the company @united
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Yeah I’m saying in Charlottesville tonight
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