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[Deprecation] Synchronous Developer Request on the Main Production Project is deprecated because of its detrimental effects to the end user's experience.

Seattle, WA
Joined September 2017
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Replying to @Walmart
@Walmart don’t you thinks it’s a bit disingenuous to hide the reviews on your website? I click a search result from Google, who has plainly indexed them, and on the page they simply aren’t there. 🤔
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The thick plottens: You can still get to the reviews if you add the product number to your reviews endpoint walmart.com/reviews/product/…
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@Walmart Helloooooooo? Are y’all not allowed to respond to this sort of thing? Surely this is just some silly oversight or website bug, right? Right?
Replying to @duolingo
@duolingo My wife just signed up for a family plan. It keeps looping, telling me to sign in with another account when I put my email address in. I used a different email, then it tells me I have “super” and to login with another account. Did your devs test anything? This is 🤡🗑
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I now have two accounts; one is brand new. It also claims I’m on “super” and to sign in with a “free” account to sign up for the family plan. I have never seen such absolute garbage. I guess I’m done with your service before I even started. 🤷‍♂️
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@duolingo how do you screw up your onboarding process so completely? This should be exhibit A for every developer on what not to do. I have never been this frustrated trying to sign up for something.
.@Spotify Is there a particular reason that you’re industry leading, but your developers are actual gerbils? The moment @TIDAL gets their heads out of their asses and lets me control my computer through the app, I’m gone. You’re probably safe with my sub for another three years.
Sybill, the newest member of our clown troupe. #CorgiCrew
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.@amazon Why doesn’t this button do anything?
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24 hours to the minute without power. Please let it last. It’s 9 degrees outside. We’ve been heating up blankets in the car on a rotation for the animals. #texaspoweroutage
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.@rookisaacman Just stopping by to say that you're a total badass. St. Jude is such a worthy group and cause. Thank you.
.@alexa99 Your inane suggestions after requests are the reason why my Apple HomePod count is at 2 and growing. Stop 👏 Saying 👏 By 👏 The 👏 Way 👏 When 👏 Brief 👏 Mode 👏 Is 👏 On 👏
When you get old, this is what is exciting. Chilling with bae.
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.@Dyson I had a @SharkCleaning Vertex for three months before it died, my third Vacuum from them. Went and purchased a V11 Outsize and found you can actually take the thing apart to clean it, unlike their sealed head nonsense. For this alone I am in love.
Replying to @HoustonPubMedia
@HoustonPubMedia Nice two minutes of dead air you got there. Whoops?
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Still dead air. Nice signal, though. How expensive is it to run those transmitters?
.@ryan_maloney Pretty sure these are the direct ancestors of @AndreaBrado
SqUID warehouse logistics robot by Bionic Hive.
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Hey @GoDaddy I can’t find the words to say this any other way: fuck you. This shows a level of tone deafness that’s even shocking for 2020. I’m transferring 23 domains away tonight.
GoDaddy uses fake holiday bonus notification to test employees on email phishing hill.cm/eyWQo4i
Replying to @PANDORA_NA
@PANDORA_NA So, check out the time and the email time stamp. Your developers are either straight trash or non-existent. What’s up? How do I actually share my opinion?
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This is the second survey I’ve received that’s resulted in that message.
Hermione watching Top Gun with me at 5 something AM because reasons.