Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev) header
Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev) profile picture

Atlas Networks Dev

@AngryAtlasDev

[Deprecation] Synchronous Developer Request on the Main Production Project is deprecated because of its detrimental effects to the end user's experience.

 Seattle, WA
gigabit.io
Joined September 2017
  • Tweets839
  • Following29
  • Followers45
212Media
Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)Photo by Atlas Networks Dev (@AngryAtlasDev)
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Effin' Birds (@EffinBirds) profile picture
Effin' Birds
@EffinBirds18 Apr 2020
Image from Effin' Birds (@EffinBirds)
6
210
16
919
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Effin' Birds (@EffinBirds) profile picture
Effin' Birds
@EffinBirds16 Apr 2020
Image from Effin' Birds (@EffinBirds)
37
1,955
193
5,404
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile picture
Elon Musk
@elonmusk10 Apr 2020
But actually
Image from Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
2,809
48,254
2,681
296,349
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Ryan Maloney🍀 (@ryan_maloney) profile picture
Ryan Maloney🍀@ryan_maloney24 Mar 2020
Our @atlasnetworks installers Peter and Jordan burning the midnight oil doing fiber splicing to get customers connected to the Internet! Our install crew is the beating heart of our company getting people/businesses connected. #RenegadeInternet #WeGotThisSeattle
Image from Ryan Maloney🍀 (@ryan_maloney)
3
3
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Mark Dalgleish (@markdalgleish) profile picture
Mark Dalgleish
@markdalgleish27 Feb 2020
JavaScript dev: Admits they don't use TypeScript. Every TypeScript dev within earshot:
Why are you the way that you are?

ALT Why are you the way that you are?

8
39
2
383
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Isabela McLenachen (@isabelacmor) profile picture
Isabela McLenachen@isabelacmor12 Jul 2019
Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad? Me: buy mechanical keyboards Therapist: no – at Seattle, WA
241
2,794
285
20,033
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
krook (@KrookTM) profile picture
krook@KrookTM23 Feb 2020
Boston Uprising vs. Houston Outlaws | Overwatch League 2020 Season Week 3 | Day 1
Image from krook (@KrookTM)
7
160
10
1,369
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) profile picture
WeRateDogs
@dog_rates13 Jan 2020
This is Dewi. His official weather report is that it’s a little breezy. If you can handle that, it’s a delightful day for a stroll. 13/10 thank you Dewi
Image from WeRateDogs (@dog_rates)
284
7,359
404
71,066
Meanwhile, in Minneapolis...
Image from Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor)
98
285
125
2,309
🚨URGENT ALERT🚨
Image from Best of Nextdoor 🏡 (@bestofnextdoor)
42
140
17
1,584
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) profile picture
PHP CEO@PHP_CEO6 Sep 2019
TEAM IVE BEEN LOOKING OVER COMMIT REPORTS FROM THE LAST WEEK AND HAVE MADE A DISTURBING DISCOVERY THERE ARE SOME DAYS WHERE IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE DELETING CODE INSTEAD OF ADDING IT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND THOSE PEOPLE WILL BE REPRIMANDED
14
255
8
963
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) profile picture
I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper5 Aug 2019
Congratulations, you got your page load < 100ms. Then you added a reCAPTCHA which takes a user ~30s to get past. Congratulations, you played yourself.
26
791
39
5,022
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
YourPalZack (@iamzackhayes) profile picture
YourPalZack@iamzackhayes2 Aug 2019
Another reason that you should update content on your website regularly. blog.google/products/search/…
1
2
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
YourPalZack (@iamzackhayes) profile picture
YourPalZack@iamzackhayes31 Jul 2019
People freaking out about the Russian FaceApp having your facial data may want to do a simple Google Image Search of your name. Your fugly face has been in the search index since the day you made a profile on MySpace in 2005.
1
1
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Jane Manchun Wong (@wongmjane) profile picture
Jane Manchun Wong
@wongmjane17 Jul 2019
That's because YouTube is blocked in China.
andrew chen (@andrewchen) profile pictureandrew chen
@andrewchen17 Jul 2019
American kids want to be youtubers, and the Chinese kids want to be astronauts.
Image from andrew chen (@andrewchen)
40
575
25
3,003
You aren’t the Devils Advocate. The Devil would pick someone who knew what the fuck they were talking about.
12
786
28
2,629
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) profile picture
Internet of Shit
@internetofshit16 May 2019
Boeing is now seeking beta testers
This quoted post is unavailable.
Try viewing anyway · View on X
57
1,011
44
3,252
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) profile picture
I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper8 May 2019
If your code worked first time, you missed something. If it breaks, you missed something. You missed something.
59
1,565
86
6,580
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
Michael Reeves (@michaelreeves) profile picture
Michael Reeves
@michaelreeves4 May 2019
I built a Roomba that swears when it bumps into stuff
1,371
74,794
3,917
257,068
Atlas Networks Dev retweeted
PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) profile picture
PHP CEO@PHP_CEO1 May 2019
LOOK I WROTE CODE FILES FOR A YEAR BEFORE I SWITCHED TO THE MANAGEMENT TRACK SO I AM PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF JUDGING THE TECHNICAL MERITS OF THIS PROJECT LETS START WITH WHY YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE TINY FILES EVERYWHERE INSTEAD OF ONE BIG EASY TO UPLOAD ONE
11
126
6
611
Load more