I'm a professional Theatrical Lighting Designer with the ability to say exactly what LDs have always wanted to say through the anonymity of this account!
Joined September 2011
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OffStageJobs.com: 1 character shorter, so you can find jobs faster!
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The last few minutes of an act always seem to last three times as long when you have to pee. #smproblems
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@AnonymousLD Nothing makes me more furious than LX who are condescending to designers.
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@AnonymousLD I said "I feel like my IQ just dropped having this conversation.", My FS Op said "Your specials are all ok"... *facepalm*
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We've posted 16,000 listings since the current design launched in June 2007. Help us celebrate with #1kfor10k! tinyurl.com/7caq66p
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Is it really that rare for an ME to apologize to an LD? Either way, help @AnonymousLD reach 1000 followers so he can get one! From me!
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Please follow my dear friend, @AnonymousLD as he'll get a public apology from an ME and I REALLY want to see it! @AngryElex
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@AnonymousLD grouped about 10LED batons together and programmed them to do a waveform. And make a small video wall
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@stagedirections Holy Bad Lighting Batman! Someone "should" put on a cape and swoop in to save the students. 1/2
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Needs repeating: Don't surprise your crew at the last second with information you knew about well in advance: tinyurl.com/296bgmp
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And from the booth came the ragged and tired voice of the designer "FIND YOUR LIGHT!!! IT'S THE 15k LUMEN POOL DC!!!"
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Saw CNN headline "Santorum gets big IA endorsement."I couldn't believe IATSE would endorse any GOP, esp Santorum. Finally realized IA = Iowa
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Colleges,please add to lighting classes:how temperature & humidity affect haze/fog, creating good airflow, & dealing w/psychosomatic actors.
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Our sound engineer didn't know that canned air fixed sweated out mics...whaaaa?!
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As of today, 50% of the Illinois Governors I've met and/or lit have been sentenced to prison. Kinda hoping Ryan & Blago share a cell...
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Pro-Tip: If you are an X designer/crew, don't "explain" how the Y or Z designers or crew "work" to a director or producer. You don't know.
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Ever notice that the only times a dancer seems to find his/her light is when they run into an offstage boom? #2amlx
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Please spread message/RT that threats to Tazewell Thompson over Hartford MOTHER casting must stop. Not who we are as community. #2amt