@AprilAlkali

she/her | 22 | butch lesbian | hope poster and positivity enjoyer | High frontier Devotee | occasional cosplay poster :3 minors dni | priv - @butchhandlr

 engineering school purgatory
Joined June 2022
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reminder that I am on the other app. I'm trying to be on here less because it's fuckin awful these days
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how I will be moving the second I get the opportunity replace my fucked up knees with legs that let me double jump.
🇫🇷Pierrot⭐🏇🏼@Johkiru20thOct 22
Vous seriez prêts a faire des modifications corporelles tah cyberpunk 2077 ??
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AE capstone students will be bankrupting their universities by using these on their missing hiker finder projects.
Mehdi
@MehdiHacksOct 22
The world's widest fisheye lens. 280°!!
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TallGayNerd@leggyclideOct 19
I am genuinely so scared of stored energy.
slinky vagabond 🌲🔩☕️🦉🌻@83dollaroringOct 19
half of engineering is sitting in a chair and vividly hallucinating all the ways a device can kill you
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FREEMONEY@DONTDOWNLOADMEOct 16
my horrbile halloween animation... oh godf its so bad... oh GOD HE<>L EP HEL wep MY COMPUTER
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Joe
@JoePostinggOct 16
In the new Ace Combat you fuse with the spirit of a dead pilot to fight a nomadic great power that has an unstoppable fleet of land boats. All in all a pretty grounded entry to the franchise.
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Aside from the inherit racism in this poll and the massive asymmetry, it ignores the information disparity. African nations have the benefit of hindsight. they can look up dates/times of Hitlers and Mussolinis speeches and slap them with a decapitation strike from an IRBM.
Kittycel@Kittycel66Oct 10
Are we deadass
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Watermelon_Sir@Watermelon1SirOct 2
They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
☆☠︎🦇 ela 🦇☠︎☆@haiitselaOct 1
they could NEVER make me hate you.
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2 weeks after getting onto the reservation list and still no frame purchase email:
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sneet davidson
@milspecshitpostSep 29
Pros of being good at matlab: you are irreplaceable Cons of being good at matlab: matlab
hunter
@HunterALanierSep 29
It probably not a stupid idea for me to get good at Matlab so if I can’t do the stupid math because I’m still kinda stupid, I can make the stupid computer do it
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PancreasNoWork@PancreasNoSep 27
I think the only way I’m watching Star Wars in theaters again is if someone gaslights a Disney exec into including the Vong invasion
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 27
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’. The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
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O Algo Laughing Spreads His Wings@AnimeSerbiaSep 24
Low key for me a recent exploit I found is listening to an audio book while I work and ignoring it to do my actual job.
zero@zerowoolfeSep 23
Every neurotypical thinks they could power through ADHD if they just "went Berzerker Mode."
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HIGH PLANES Drifter
@the_engi_nerdSep 24
We meet here via Microsoft Teams on internet infrastructure stolen from Bell South,
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Every leftist should read theory: trivial, obvious Every leftist should workout: banal, unimportant Every leftist should learn differential equations: true, Avant garde, revolutionary
Joshua@WxPolitics15Sep 22
Hot math take: everyone should learn what derivatives and integrals are. Basic calculus is really useful imo
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zirconic@nrozirconicSep 21
mylar ghosts
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Wow, farmers mobilizing for some utter bullshit to undermine development, Canada really is a European country.
Alexandra Lavoie
@ThevoiceAlexaSep 19
🚨 BREAKING: Farmers are rising up against the Liberals $90 Billion high-speed train, Alto project! The Carney government is seizing their land here in Rigaud, Quebec and many are not happy. Follow my posts for live updates on the ground today. Full report to follow.
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Will Alverson
@WillAlversonSep 20
Me and the boys staying up late monitoring the situation (continuously refreshing poor quality OSINT pages to see if things are about to pop in Yemen, Iran, or Europe)
Will Alverson
@WillAlversonSep 20
Oh boy i cant wait for a good nights slee…. aaaaaaaand theres a situation to monitor
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Northwest Cee@CeeHawkSep 19
She’s *looks around* Bipartisan?
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USSep 19
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) accused of affairs with two female staffers and one male aide — Colorado Times Recorder
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Samantha 🍞🍷
@SamanthaRedeemdSep 18
You just don't get this kind of comedy from Protestants
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antifa🔻girlfriend
@lllliattttSep 17
before anyone panics, remember that you can safely use regular gas in a diesel engine IF you first flush the system with 3-5 gallons of BofaDiez
Molly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsSep 16
Out of diesel in North Texas
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