Mari

got invited to pitch at a major summit today. said two words and fainted on stage. not quite the breathtaking pitch i had in mind. anyway, character development.

at some point you have to retire from the dating market babe

a victorian woman would’ve been sent to the seaside for less

building The Salon. a private members club for people i’d actually want at my dinner table. intimate dinners, spontaneous escapes, excellent company. some things are better kept off the guest list. Https://salonmembers.club

the Sims but you accidentally became the developer

the best dinners in sf happen when nobody calls them founder dinners. revolutionary concept, having friends.

got into data sales 2 days ago. 3 deals later i’ve made a year’s worth of savings. if you see me in europe acting like a minor aristocrat, please respect the circumstances.

turns out SF does know how to throw a party. you just have to get past the people who think networking is a recreational activity.

finally a vehicle that matches my complete disregard for conventional life choices @infinitemachine

somewhere between a renaissance muse and a minor threat to the establishment

some cultures have a love language. Georgians have men flying through the air with swords and women moving like royalty. subtle people, really.

freud would’ve had to invent an entirely new branch of psychology for these two

mushroom soup like a victorian widow with an active murder investigation

getting ready to spend 10 hours teaching computers how to think while the world’s most powerful men are still struggling with the concept

the female urge to build an empire, get your steps in and gossip over lunch

some people in sf are one coffee chat away from putting “serial entrepreneur” in their bio

Why are we protecting our data like it’s the lost library of alexandria? :)

I think it’s hilarious that we’ve reached a point where being called delusional is practically a prerequisite for building anything interesting. If your idea sounds reasonable to everyone, I’m slightly concerned you’re not aiming high enough. Anyway, back to my very reasonable plans to reinvent an entire industry.