Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.

Atlanta, GA
Joined March 2009
The problem is you couldn’t distinguish between terminals and concourses. Once again, most of you hate Hartsfield because you can’t read.
signs say “terminals A,B,C,D,E, and F” and my pass says terminal S and the lady just keeps repeating “terminals A through F” i genuinely need the atlanta airport to **** **
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I’m glad this leaked early so y’all could get your fake outrage out of the way. I personally will be seated.
NEW YORK (AP) — Jay-Z will headline the Super Bowl halftime show at SoFi Stadium in Southern California.
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No way was this the only option available. I’m still gonna be there, but that is a ridiculous time to play a Finals game.
After a weekend of nonstop frantic discussions and negotiation, Game 6 of the WNBA Finals will be played Thursday at 12:30 pm at 17,000-seat State Farm Arena in Atlanta, sources told ESPN. The Atlanta Hawks-Cleveland Cavaliers game that night will move back to 8 pm to accommodate the doubleheader, just as the Hawks did for Game 4. This allows a potential Game 7 to remain scheduled for Halloween at Chase Center in San Francisco. All three Finals games in Atlanta have required hurried adjustments to the schedule at State Farm Arena. It took collective efforts from the WNBA, NBA, the Hawks, State Farm Arena, Dream, Valkyries and broadcast partners to figure out the best course of action again. By moving the game earlier in the day, the WNBA avoided a scenario where a potential championship game was played inside the Dream’s home arena, the 3,500 seat Gateway Center. The other option under strong consideration was moving Game 6 to an open date at State Farm Arena on Friday and Game 7 to an open date at Chase Center on Tuesday, November 3.
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united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Every day, I’m reminded why a certain group of people are so miserable, and it’s because they do not value community or camaraderie in the slightest.
Pet peeve of mine is adults that make a very big deal about their birthdays & expect that their friends are obligated to participate
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I hope the fourth is Theo James. He should be the only one on the list, tbh.
At least four test offers for the role to play James Bond have been given out and while unconfirmed, insiders tell Deadline that three of the four actors expected to test are Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor. More details on the search and final auditions for the new 007 in Deadline's The Dish here: deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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this entire Jalen situation is much bigger than just a QB dealing with an injury, it’s about the utter neglect and mistreatment of black people when it comes to medical care.
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Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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What do you mean the useless Hawks team will not move their game for the Dream to host finals in State Farm???
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DUBS IN THE MF CHATTT.
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Me :I have so much to do today Also me five minutes later:
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made. The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
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Her “situation” being her husband is a billionaire? I need everyone to talk less, but especially rich people. Nobody needed to know this.
LeBron's wife Savannah James says she doesn’t feel the need to pay for her longtime friend and business partner, April McDaniel, to fly first class when they travel together, so Savannah flies first class while April flies on a budget. ✈️👀
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I’ve had Taylor Swift’s name muted for like 5 years now, so I do not understand how she’s suddenly all over my timeline. However, the tweets are not on her side, so… it’s still in the spirit of my mute, I suppose.
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Walking outside to a nice crisp 60° in the air
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Ashley Jordan retweeted
Writing is fun. You endure hours of excruciating pain and self-doubt. But in the end, you’ve created something. And then you get to hate that thing.
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Petition to make sticky notes stickier
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I don’t know a single millennial that would prefer a call, so I assume you’re either confusing them with Gen X, or some of you are so illiterate you force them to pick up the phone.
i dont understand why milennials and boomers want to Jump Into A Call over everything . like why cant this just be a fucking email!!!!
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This is a stunning display of self victimization. In the span of a week, I went from having no opinion on Ed Sheeran at all to being completely disgusted by him.
#EdSheeran tears up at his first show amid the controversy surrounding Macklemore’s removal, thanking fans for their support: “I will never stop doing this.”
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