Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.
Atlanta, GA
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Ashley Jordan retweeted
What do you mean the useless Hawks team will not move their game for the Dream to host finals in State Farm???
Ashley Jordan retweeted
“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
Ashley Jordan retweeted
Writing is fun. You endure hours of excruciating pain and self-doubt. But in the end, you’ve created something. And then you get to hate that thing.
Ashley Jordan retweeted
Honestly as long as you don’t need gas or groceries things really aren't that bad.
Ashley Jordan retweeted
“aid in the region” is very international wording. netanyahu about to get a direct deposit
Robert Kraft announces he and Ed Sheeran are donating $2 million each to “aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis” following Macklemore’s donation to Palestinians:
“Earlier today, before Macklemore challenged me to match his donation, Ed called me and asked me to commit $2 million to match his donation to aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis. Ed now plans to reach out to other venue owners and our goal is to continue to work together to build bridges.”
Ashley Jordan retweeted
sorry i didn't text you back. i was pretending i didn't see it, and i ended up actually forgetting.
