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@AstralCat5

pan aroace | audhd | trans guy | furry | alterhuman | in my loop zoop & prog era | @malyneratrash alt (ia for now)

 they/it/he + neos | bc, canada
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New strawpage since my old one is super outdated majorjack.straw.page
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under my rule, anyone who makes a β€œwomen don’t listen to prog” joke shall have their entire playlist replaced with renaissance (the band) songs for 60 hours
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couldn't decide which "if you laugh you go to superhell" type image to use so im going with both
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Replying to @C0nvenient_User
Never forgetting this. "Gender deceivers" lmaooooaoaoaoao
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ykw im acc glad mercari isnt available to canadians cuz wdym you want $45 for a pet with pink mold/pony cancer???
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and on the robert plant lps too what a goddamn disgrace
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There's also the possibility that it was a Kirkicide
your cousin Vinny (@muddaub) profile pictureyour cousin Vinny@muddaubNov 9
didn’t realize β€œhis neck just did that” was such a popular position
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felt a spark of inspiration this morning so i hastily lpsified this scene
Ozmeeen (@OzYeen) profile pictureOzmeeen@OzYeenNov 8
tried to loot a vault during the power hour just to get bombed by the asap rocky rpg
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i feel like one day im gonna shove these up my urethra by mistake and thats why im a Pad Purist
Fanbactβœ°β„’ (@ywnbact) profile pictureFanbactβœ°β„’
@ywnbactNov 8
no one can ever convince me that shoving these things up your vagina is more comfortable than using pads
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3. the harmonica solo in you shook me by led zeppelin. even having smth in his mouth couldn't stop robert from moaning it seems
man with a tambourine (@cantsmokehere) profile pictureman with a tambourine@cantsmokehereNov 8
most erotic moments in music history 1. lou reed’s giggle after β€œnow bleed for me!” in Venus in Furs by the Velvet Underground 2. bernard sumner replacing β€œsha-la-la-la-la, sha-la-la-la-la” with β€œi’m in love with you, i’m in love with you” for half a bar in Paradise by New Order
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this is a crucial part of my maraich hcs as you can see (canon vs. my art)
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β€” axie β€” (BG3 pilled) (@axieaxolotl) profile pictureβ€” axie β€” (BG3 pilled)@axieaxolotlNov 8
characters gaining weight as a sign of healing >>>
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l*rken forcing maraich to conform to a rigid beauty standard while he was with him, and then with bancoran maraich's a lil nervous at first bcs of that + he knows where ban's tastes lie, before testing the waters a little and then finally letting himself be free
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your time is gonna come into surfin usa is crazy work and i never expected to hear it at my volunteer job
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i remember coming across videos from 2021 of ppl doing this with hxh characters
nostalgia & history (@internetpreai) profile picturenostalgia & history
@internetpreaiNov 7
fuck the ai slop, we're bringing this back in 2026
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"Have fun with permanent facial hair"
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Aidan Comerford (@AidanCTweets) profile pictureAidan Comerford@AidanCTweetsNov 8
You tweeted that you got "fired" recently, @legaltweetz. You've spoken about being "bled dry". You've literally begged for money online. So, how are you affording laser treatment? Could it possibly be that, like a lot of detrans activists, you're not actually detransitioning?
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Certified Bebert Moment
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The Barking Star (@TheBarkingStar) profile pictureThe Barking Star@TheBarkingStarNov 7
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for a good line of reference imagine saying that abt garfield
philomena cunt (@cayvivian) profile picturephilomena cunt@cayvivianNov 7
"snoopy doesn't deserve to be on the naughty list he's just a sweet baby angel" snoopy forced charlie brown to lead a sled while whipping him
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he's gonna join ian watkins in hell
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailNov 8
Russell Brand is left 'cowering in fear' in his cell as hundreds of prisoners chant: 'There's a Brand new n***e on the wing!' trib.al/7r6DiMR
Russell Brand 'cowering in fear' in cell as prisoners chant at him

Russell Brand 'cowering in fear' in cell as prisoners chant at him

Inmates in the infamous south London jail have been repeatedly chanting: 'There's a Brand new n***e on the wing! A Brand new n***e. Brand, you c***, you ain't so f***ing lairy now.'

dailymail.com
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why does it sound like bob doing a louis armstrong impression help
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I'd foist him upon jimmy page in some sort of twisted matchmaker scenario
PM β™‘ (@maccaarchieves) profile picturePM β™‘
@maccaarchievesNov 6
????
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Care to explain mister plant
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reaction media (@rottedmedia) profile picturereaction media
@rottedmediaNov 7
lord have mercy elvis shoving microphone in his mouth reaction video meme
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"God I wish that were me"
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stingray music can you explain why relient k's pop punk version of angels we have heard on high is in the CLASSIC ROCK christmas playlist
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to me the cutoff for "classic rock" is the end of the 80s
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⚠️ you have alerted the robert
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