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Before hopping in my mentions trying to educate me about racism, microaggressions and stereotypes, at least have your facts and know what the fuck you’re talking about 💅🏾 #BB28
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Fuck Angela
meemaw angela defends taylor against yash + one of the many narratives that she spread about taylor #uplifttaylor #saynotoskullets #karenskorrections #BB28
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Bron finally on a team where he ain’t gotta carry the weight, and when he sits down, we ain’t down 20 pts before he come back in. I used to pray for times like this. 🥹🤣
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Honestly praying for him. Everybody wants to do pranks and Content for their gain. TBH people don’t be feeling like all that. The guy literally told him he didn’t have time for jokes and he continued to bother him. Shit ain’t funny. You doing shit for likes and ppl tryna live.
This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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Mid range open all day
Devin Vassell tonight: 21 PTS (12 in 4th + OT) - 5 REB - 3 STLS
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Gotta give his old ass time to warm up every season for the last few seasons 😂
When my nigga bron drop 25 on good efficiency for the first time I might drop a tear 😂 I can’t wait til he ramp up he look old as shit rn
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THIS IS FMUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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me trying to impress harry potter trade #BBUK
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in 30 minutes tiffany flirted with lynx, made sam wet, threatened to take rhiannas man, frightened rochelle and called phillip a back stabbing baldy. Tiffany the queen you are #bbuk
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Let’s gooo way to close it out ‼️ #porvida
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LeBron has gotten off to slow starts just about every season for the past few seasons. Give his old ass time to warm up
LeBron is the best basketball player ever, but it looks like he’s finally done. Best case scenario he gets a 2015 Peyton type ring and rides off into the sunset.
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😭😭😭😭😭
bro iq spinning with scottie LMAOOOOO
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My hometown redeemed itself ❤️🏀
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Capricorn Sun Gemini Moon Aqua Merc + Venus Libra Mars
Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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She's not even been in the house an hour and is already ICONIC ✨ #BBUK 💬 Chat along with us: discord.gg/bbuk
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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Bruh
Indiana Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton has sustained a left hamstring strain and will miss time, sources tell ESPN. Pacers doctors and Haliburton are now gathering a clear timeline.
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Sneak Peek 🫣 Tiffany Pollard's return spooks Housemates as the HBIC has a bone to pick with the Hierarchy 🫨 #BBUK
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