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10 Years later & Tiffany is still dragging Gemma Collins. 😂#BBUK
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imma get realllll nasty bcs she was the main one spreading the “she has winner energy” propaganda but wanted to laugh in her face when it came to jury talk naur you not making it to all stars turkey neck trick fascia franny hoe ass bitch! #bb28
meemaw angela defends taylor against yash + one of the many narratives that she spread about taylor #uplifttaylor #saynotoskullets #karenskorrections #BB28
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Oh Taylor, the woman that you are! 💕 #bb28
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Taylor in the comments:
I’m curious (and bored) Can y’all tell me more about the one-sided beef with Ashley Hollis
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Its almost "circle back after the holidays" time in corporate America
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Castle dragging Dylan into the group hug is killing me
bro calm down no one's taking him away from you 😭😭
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Bron really went to 8 straight Finals and was good for about 29/10/8 on 55/37 across all of them except that first one do yall understand how absurd that is
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Angel Reese just broke the WNBA record for most rebounds in a Finals series. Historic.
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White people’s awful spatial awareness on sidewalks is one of the craziest sociological phenomena ever. Like they’re unconsciously selfish in that regard on a systemic level. Wow
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The Atlanta Dream have sold out 17,000-seat State Farm Arena for game 6 of the WNBA Finals, despite its 12:30 weekday start time:
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I need this more than oxygen #bb28
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Bron finally on a team where he ain’t gotta carry the weight, and when he sits down, we ain’t down 20 pts before he come back in. I used to pray for times like this. 🥹🤣
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Honestly praying for him. Everybody wants to do pranks and Content for their gain. TBH people don’t be feeling like all that. The guy literally told him he didn’t have time for jokes and he continued to bother him. Shit ain’t funny. You doing shit for likes and ppl tryna live.
This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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THIS IS FMUUUU😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bb28
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in 30 minutes tiffany flirted with lynx, made sam wet, threatened to take rhiannas man, frightened rochelle and called phillip a back stabbing baldy. Tiffany the queen you are #bbuk
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bro iq spinning with scottie LMAOOOOO
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My hometown redeemed itself ❤️🏀
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Personally, Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard doesn’t get enough credit for being the greatest reality TV star of all time. She ALWAYS understands the assignment! #BBUK
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She's not even been in the house an hour and is already ICONIC ✨ #BBUK 💬 Chat along with us: discord.gg/bbuk
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I just genuinely love being Black.
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