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Lagos, Nigeria
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This is for my father who didn't get to see the end of the journey he started us on.
Amaefule Uchechukwugeme Austen
BSc.(Hons) Pharmacology,
First class honors.
University of Lagos.
#UNILAG2025Convocation
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not for iron, which is ironic. Thank you.
Ayobami swore on his life that touchscreen is useless on a laptop, that's why apple doesn't do it btw. @lynxdm32 what is this sir?
50% on Squat ke. Absolutely 0%
If will load up 100kg / 220lb barbell and line up 10 men who have never trained before to lift the weight using the Big3 gym exercises
90% of them will lift it on deadlift
50% will lift it on squat
None of them will lift one rep on bench press, this makes me wonder why most people still think deadlift is harder
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You have to make peace as a young person with looking unimpressive or plain for a while, so your wealth can actually grow for the long term
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Y’all will now understand why Arsenal got to the Carabao Cup Final, FA Cup Final, Champions League Final and won the league with Kai Havertz missing 90% of the season.
We’re not winning anything with that player in the starting line up. I’ve seen the script way too many times.
Omoo
ATLANTA - Akinade Adedeji Raheem, a Nigerian citizen who allegedly conspired to file fraudulent tax returns seeking over $100 million in refunds using stolen identities, was arraigned yesterday on federal fraud, money laundering, and aggravated identity theft charges after his extradition from Benin. justice.gov/usao-ndga/pr/nig… @NDGAnews @IRS_CI @TIGTA @DOJFraudDiv
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We, the tech veterans who learned IT skills as far back as 2015 and mastered them, are the ones benefiting the most from them.
I once applied for a Data Analytics gig, and when I got there, I learned that over 5,000 people had applied for the same role. The HR representative told me that the reasons I was considered were the top firms I had worked for, my years of experience, and the referral I received from their operations manager, whom they highly respect within the company.
You see, in 2026, I wouldn't advise younger minds to see tech as an immediate path to making money. Instead, I would rather advise you to use the money you intend to spend learning tech to buy a female Husky dog. You would realistically make ₦8 million annually from its offspring.
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GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
GOOGLE PIXEL IS NOT AN ANDROID PHONE !!!
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Google Pixel smartphones run the Android operating system, which is created and owned by Google.
store.google.com/category/phones
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Is that not his wife, who is even Paul atriedes bruh
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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