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Joined January 2020
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If election season teaches me anything it鈥檚 that EVERYONE should have to retake civics class as an adult
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Thank you, America 馃嚭馃嚥
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Tomorrow is Election Day. Vote Blue.
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Yawning at 6pm on Halloween night
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You can鈥檛 have this conversation with me man I graduated as a Curley Wolf
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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Sooner born. Sooner bred. I am going to die because this team made me Sooner kill myself.
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The New York Yankees have been eliminated from the 2027 playoffs
Aaron Boone is returning as Yankees manager in 2027, per @pcaldera
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Aaron Boone is returning as Yankees manager in 2027, per @pcaldera
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DOWN GOES NO. 1 馃槼 Oklahoma upsets No. 1 Texas in the Red River Rivalry 馃
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Fried should not miss the birth of his child. That鈥檚 a once in a lifetime moment. He can see the Yankees get eliminated from the postseason any October.
One potential caveat: Fried鈥檚 girlfriend is due to give birth in a few days. Rodon, slated for Game 4, is the other option
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its nights like these where you watch 2019 dj lemahieu highlights and try not to reach for the bottle
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I'd rather see Anthony Volpe at 2nd
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"What Cody Campbell has done at Texas Tech, he's completely by himself changed that whole problem." "Well he's got oil, I've got chickens." 馃槄馃槄 John Tyson had the crowd laughing over this comment at the Little Rock Touchdown Club today, more on what he said on @FOX16News tonight! #WPS
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Let鈥檚 say Joseph Stalin was alive right. Combine Stalin with Epstein and Diddy and you get Trent Grisham
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WHY ARE YOU GOING FOR THIRD??
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Drinking dat dirty water
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Yankees to the Red Sox
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