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Your best source for the worst Fantasy and Science Fiction. By @MitchellSLucas and @JustinMucus

Joined May 2014
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"He turned sharply, face blocked by a jungle plant. 'What did you say?' His stern turn and firm concern yearned to learn through the fern."
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NEW GAMES VIDEO! The first of three episodes of The Daemon Queen's Saecret Tower - a hilarious D&D oneshot written by @AwfulFantasy, DM'd by me and played by some good friends of mine. Great fun! Part two next Friday! youtube.com/watch?v=9E4qC21X…
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"'Why should we follow you, Hero?' the peasant asked. 'I am descended from Dragons.' 'From Dragons? Psh. Then why are there still Dragons?'"
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"If we cannot face them in battle, we shall starve them." said Elric, the tactician, pointing at the map. "Here, and here, we will cut off their supply lines of avocado toasts."
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"Vera, the unmatched swordswoman, had hung up her sword and finally given into love. She married the real hero, fulfilling her prophecy."
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@AwfulFantasy from a tweet on nov 16th. Couldn’t find it. #idrawfunnytweets
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2 card games. 2 successful KS campaigns. 2+ years of collaboration. More illos than I can count. Innumerable laughs. Working w/ @AwfulFantasy has been a pleasure.
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Well what happens next? Don't leave us hanging!
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I need to replace my Wacom tablet, so I've put up some new drawings in my store. Take a look! conornolan.bigcartel.com
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Dwarven Combat Tap Shoes. For @AwfulFantasy Adventures card game, coming soon.
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Always wanted to know why none of the Goblins are a wizards? Tarol? @GoblinsAnimated #goblinlife #voicesofyourchildhood igg.me/at/goblinsanimated
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If you missed it, @UrsulaV won the 2017 Hugo Award for Best Novelette. @BNSciFi presents her acceptance speech as a piece of of flash fiction, "An Unexpected Honor". Art by me, edited and art directed by @joelevard. barnesandnoble.com/blog/sci-…
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"The elf took out his bow and put it on the wrapped present (a ribbon bow not a weapon bow (the present was a bow, though (the weapon)))."
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"'I'll see what I can conjure up!' said Daryl the Conjurer for the four millionth time."
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"They were perfect for each other. He was strong, brave, intelligent, heroic, honorable, funny, and empathetic, and she was pretty."
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"'Are you the fabled Dragon Whisperer?' Clive asked the old man. The old man stood and turned to Clive. 'Dragon,' he whispered in reply."
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"Strider isn't evil. I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer but feel fouler. And not be so annoying. And look at his dumb sword."
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The @AwfulFantasy Adventures KS is funded! Came down to the wire, but we made it. Thank you to everyone who helped make the magic happen.
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One week left to go on the @AwfulFantasy Adventures KS! Almost there folks! kickstarter.com/projects/awf…
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10 days left in the campaign! Let's make it happen! xitter.gq/awfulfantasy/status/90…
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