@AwkwardAndOdd

Potato enthusiast. Theatre lover. Book nerd. Cat lady. All photos my own.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://xitter.cf/t.co/In29O5zzYS

 Edinburgh, Scotland
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Joined February 2009
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You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor...
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Can you die from lack of attention? Asking for a (very needy) friend
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Life is short, make it weird
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@neu_rot_icOct 26
if you got to know the real me you wouldn't love me anymore
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@astralbaes9 Apr 2025
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if i Had a bf i would probably Bite him a lot and also make him get up and get me things ..
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It's true
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🕸️@oi95615 Oct 2025
horny and shy is a deadly combo
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erys@lxverys23 Oct 2025
i'm so normal about you (refreshes your profile for the fifth time)
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When i’m struggling i start treating myself like i’m contagious. i shut everyone out. i rot quietly. then months pass and i have no idea how to return without feeling ashamed. So I stay trapped in this fucking awful situation.
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@astralbaesFeb 5
he gets me
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07@untouchablevbsApr 23
my love language is making you the only person i don't ignore on days i dont want to speak to anyone
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hera@shiningdaisiesMay 11
pls stop hitting on me i am not your type i am insane
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@itsreikozOct 18
kissing someone for the first time & having to act normal around them the next morning should qualify as an extreme SPORT
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@neu_rot_icOct 27
everyone don't forget that you are a magical ethereal beautiful human being and anyone who doesn't acknowledge that or doesn't treat you that way, is a loser.
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Kai@urinternetbfOct 25
men who moan into your neck instead of staying quiet deserve a medal and a second round
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Terrifying if true. People.
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Well I'm just chuffed how well my traditional Scottish Halloween lantern turned out. Turnips are a lot harder to scoop out then a pumpkin but good to keep the old ways alive!
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CoCo@unhingebingeOct 26
Feeling cute. Might act a little crazy later.
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Decided to leave the house today and am already regretting it
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sarcasm, the side effect of life
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