@unhingebinge

my very first eyeroll was coming out of the birth canal https://xitter.cf/t.co/pS9soZBvb4

Joined January 2025
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  • Followers2.1K
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There's no place like bed.
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Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you
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Jerome@jerpetjen18h
Pretty attracts, but it doesn't keep.
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Being desired is nice… being understood is fucking rare.
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Jen@SleepEatScream2h
You can’t change people and their crazy but you can definitely keep your distance from it.
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sometimes walking around in circles gets you exactly where you need to be
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You know it's gonna be a day when you're on your 4th coffee and it's not even 5am.
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Bryce@DraenRhew15h
I wish I was more like you. Less different. Mostly I just miss saying G’morning and G’night.
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So private I keep things from myself.
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If it requires Tolerance count me out.
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weirdness isn’t a flaw, it’s a premium feature
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I’m a lot like a dog. If I trust you, I’ll poop with my back to you.
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Having sex with a woman and her 18 different personalities could fix me
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James@jameswillout16h
The taxman is the only guy who fucks me in the ass…
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Sabrina
@neu_rot_ic5h
why do we consider a post with 5 likes as unpopular/not a lot?? like imagine you say something irl and then 5 people are all like 'ohh thats so impressive'
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you can read my feed in any order like rayuela
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Say it like you mean it or don't say it at all.
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You can mute me but you can’t stop me.
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Hey, get your dirty feet off my deathbed
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I just love this whimsical community vibe.
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