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On my couch
Joined May 2011
Black, white, blue, green, orange. Color doesn't matter. Either way a life was lost. Nobody really wins here.
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You're totally over him. I can tell from your countless statuses.
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My dad makes his own pizza, but he uses cheddar instead of mozzarella
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Over thinking is what kills you. Stay chill.
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You never really know someone until you talk to them at 3 am
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The hardest moments are not those when tears flow from your eyes, but it's when you have to hide the tears in your eyes with a smile
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I'd rather hear a guy say, “i made plans for us“ instead of the usual “i don't know, it's whatever you wanna do.“
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Strength is live, weakness is death. Expasion is life, contraction is death. Love is life, hatred is death.
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The key to failure is trying to please everyone.
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Our small stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know.
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Parents who tell the whole family your business when you do something wrong <<<
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You give me goosebumps every time you look at me.
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He's my knight in shining armani.
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Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish you had been all along. Recreate yourself.
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I need a phone with 500% battery life
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Do not treat a woman like an object. It hates that...
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My stupid gps can’t find rack city. Bitch.
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Home is where pants aren't
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Tattoos and piercings are really attractive, but you have to know the limit
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Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.
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